Category Archives: worst advertising

Crotchless

Posted on February 27, 2008 by AHC McDonald

During The Son of Fed Square debate, the sober discussion of form following function degenerated into a rather squalid concentration on the computer generated figures that populated the scene, and whether some were naked. David Cohen, Anonymous Perthon and Golden1, … Continue reading →

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Mincing Versace

Posted on February 22, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to own genuine Versace jeans? No? I found this collection of items for sale somewhat sinister for some reason. A meat mincer. Versace jeans. A medical camera. A signed picture of … Continue reading →

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Finding The Father

Posted on February 14, 2008 by AHC McDonald

On this Baby gear shop it says, “Jesus Christ is the only way to the father.” I would be tempted to try a DNA test first. And do I see an outline of one of those ultra sinister fishes on … Continue reading →

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Tit One

Posted on January 31, 2008 by AHC McDonald

It is well known that red inks fade fastest in the sun. Remembering that would have saved some embarrassment when printing these stickers. In real life it was just possible to just see the red lines that made this read … Continue reading →

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Dunceborough

Posted on January 30, 2008 by AHC McDonald

From my recent travels to the wild south. I know this sort of statement is supposed to be so subjective that it doesn’t have to stand scrutiny, but Brendon, at least try and make it sound believable! Are you really … Continue reading →

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Ginger Eros Hair

Posted on January 19, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Some may remember Belmont’s fabulous Anysex Hair, one of my favourite Worst submissions. If your hair is not sexed up enough, try Eros for Hair in Midland’s most dismal Centrepoint Shopping Centre. Please note however, if you are a Ginger, … Continue reading →

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Bedpanned

Posted on January 14, 2008 by AHC McDonald

In the 1980’s, there used to be many businesses – carpet and furniture floggers mostly, who used to add a christian fish to their signs. Now it seems to be down to this last couple of botherers on Great Eastern … Continue reading →

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Rainblow

Posted on January 12, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Beware the amateur signwriter. If one approaches you, and you don’t have a nail studded cricket bat, tell them you have already decided on microsoft clip-art. Is that lizard licking..? No, no, couldn’t be. No seriously, beware of them. East … Continue reading →

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Product Placement

Posted on December 30, 2007 by AHC McDonald

For some reason, every ad agency and designer around the world will at one time or other come to the conclusion that it would be a brilliant idea to use giant versions of the product in place of someone’s head. … Continue reading →

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