Category Archives: worst advertising

Natures Hideaway

Posted on June 12, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Strange that the apostrophe police haven’t hit Natures Hideaway yet. It’s a pretty horrible sign apart from that. Maybe nature is hiding from this Elmar sign across the road. For some reason I always thought he was hacking away at … Continue reading →

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Richard Clayderman isn’t dead yet!

Posted on June 9, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Clayderman isn’t even cold in his grave, in fact the c*nt isn’t even dead, and yet Andre Rieu is still insists on camping it up on his territory, ie elevator music. On what possible level is this sticker OK? Who … Continue reading →

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Pizza Showtime

Posted on June 6, 2008 by AHC McDonald

“His face was a pizza pie, like you don’t get with delivery, only straight out of the oven, where the pepperoni is sizzling with fat, and you just know you’re gonna burn that spot right behind your front teeth.” Moonish … Continue reading →

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I’m a Dickhead

Posted on June 2, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Is this the level Perth’s graffiti has sunk to? No Hitler mo or glasses? Just white spraypaint and “I’m a dickhead”? Perhaps the young people of today don’t remember Hitler. Or glasses.

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There’s No Such Thing as Free Tofu

Posted on May 28, 2008 by AHC McDonald

SOAK: Sir! This beer has the taste of a kitchen sponge, the nutritional value of a lentil enema, the alcohol content of a fart in a bottle and the texture – er also very much like a kitchen sponge. I … Continue reading →

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Powerage

Posted on May 27, 2008 by AHC McDonald

[Asking to meet with Italian businessmen instead of government officials.] I want to talk to these people because they stay in power and you change all the time. Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev World Youth Day shirts now are now available in … Continue reading →

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Noo Yoik Days, Noo Yoik Nights

Posted on May 26, 2008 by AHC McDonald

In dress, habits, manners, provincialism, routine and narrowness, he acquired that charming insolence, that irritating completeness, that sophisticated crassness, that overbalanced poise that makes the Manhattan gentleman so delightfully small in his greatness. O. Henry First time submitter Ant was … Continue reading →

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Roof 2K

Posted on May 23, 2008 by AHC McDonald

How often have I lain beneath rain on a strange roof, thinking of home. William Faulkner A nice first submission from Turf. Turf says… I have driven past this one for years, and wonder if the sign has been left … Continue reading →

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Up Skirt

Posted on May 20, 2008 by AHC McDonald

“Behold, I am against thee, saith the LORD of hosts; and I will discover thy skirts upon thy face, and I will shew the nations thy nakedness, and the kingdoms thy shame.” God. Somewhere in the bible. (I’m not sure … Continue reading →

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Jimmy and Marilyn

Posted on May 13, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Suggested by at least three people. The cake sign on Beaufort Street Inglewood. At least you can tell who they are. Seems like the wedding was in a war zone judging by Jimmy’s arm. Let’s hope this iconic sign will … Continue reading →

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