Category Archives: worst advertising

Nancanbong and Wearenotbonds

Nancanbong. Perhaps also a town in central Vietnam, but more particularly relevant to Perth, this is where Colin Barnett’s anti bong laws have led us. To the shameful need of young smokers to raid nan’s personalised coke can. Or perhaps … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 188

Is lamination a dying art? They’ve got the spelling and incoherence, but where’s the lamma? By Adam. Possibly connected with toilet facilities, Jaidyn Jaxxon was exhorted to “kill your employer”. Some surprising truth in real estate advertising by Dave P. … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 40 the scream

I’m not sure why this outrages me so much. I will think it through. It’s not as outraging as Matthew Broderick’s sellout. Only Dame Edna can appropriate Munch. But when Barry Humphries does ads he is not selling out. FBDO … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 38 true blue

Massive excitement whizzing home in the Jizz on Friday when a car behind me, at first blush, looked like the Bento-mobile. The go-faster stripes look like the sort of thing an ageing Maylands rainmaker hipster would stick on his wheels. … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 184

Orbea saw a happy woman in his community.  As we have seen, it’s a different world mattress wise on the Eastern seaboard. As seen by Meccano.  And Rob F saw some organic moisturiser.  Worst well   k

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Outrage Sunday 35 vision

I feel for teh kidz who had to unwrap this a week ago. Why give them this abomination when you could delight them with a Hannukah droidl? I feel for Krazy Kym and me: after witnessing Bento wearing his hat … Continue reading

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Babydoll

I don’t know. These Kiwis seem to revel in their sheep rooting reputations. You name your sheep Babydoll? And I just don’t think you should be mentioning that they are shitting around your vines as fertiliser on the actual bottle. … Continue reading

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Opalish

South Fremantle natch. By Pete F. I don’t know why the cashed up types have never gotten into opals. Like jarrah burls, it is impossible for anything that is not crappy to be made with an opal. Maybe these dudes … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 33 God’s shuttlecock

A week to go: as prayers are affected by the wind, competitive worship is done indoors. Is Santa a Fantapants? Would he die for me, and can he do a vertical jump smash? We’ll never know. Mt Lawley? Maylands? Opposite … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 182

James N had a stake of rage driven through his nurries when he saw Transperth’s Twilight promotion.  Shelley thought you might like her next door neighbour’s architecture in Bendigo. She left Perth because she couldn’t get behind Delis and extended trading zones. … Continue reading

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