Category Archives: Uncategorisable Worsts

Patterson’s Curse 

Posted on January 10, 2017 by AHC McDonald

A warning to shoppers by Tullio. Location unspecified. 

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Outrage Sunday 276 I rhyme and I vote

Posted on January 8, 2017 by rottobloggo

How about that Matt Buckels elegy to the dead Hyde Park dugong! We will never see it, as Buckels has pulled out of the race to be chief beret-wearer at Vincent. It seemed Buckels assumed he’d be able to feed … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 275 hot chip

Posted on January 1, 2017 by rottobloggo

HNY FuchsiaKuntz! May the relentless blue sky of your 2017 not be marred by teh Chemtrails!

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Parklet Mania

Posted on December 27, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Are parklets really good for anything? Except for depriving honest Sigma drivers of three parking spots? Here is one outside the otherwise excellent Crow Books. Modelled on a detention centre . Would anyone even sit in this prison? Does anyone … Continue reading →

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Disturbing 

Posted on December 20, 2016 by AHC McDonald

It’s no Duewburner, but a really stressful commitment to hugging. Every day!!!! Can it be sustained? In Guildford???? I can’t take this pressure. 

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Outrage Sunday 274 meat market

Posted on December 18, 2016 by rottobloggo

Imagine being so famous you have to wear Post-It notes. So rich your employer has a stationery cupboard the size of Howard Sattler’s woggle. That is happening. 6PR “Commercial Director, Barrie Quick said ‘We are pleased to be launching into … Continue reading →

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More Mer-Boozie

Posted on December 16, 2016 by AHC McDonald

What’s the deal with mermaid racks in Perth? They are becoming the new C&B. Fringe Festival (played) will be here soon, and the elderly who are the only remaining demographic now will be literally choking on Mer – nips. This … Continue reading →

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Knave

Posted on December 13, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Uncovered some 70s UK mags in the course of another investigation. Charming in the blemishes, tea towel wearing and full bushness. And how many pornos today would include an interview with Roy Kinnear? None. That’s how many. 

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Dear Rick

Posted on December 12, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Don’t be a dick Rick. Your reiki reeks. Fix the shit out of it. By Hutch. Balcatta. 

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Outrage Sunday 273 top twenty World Lies

Posted on December 11, 2016 by rottobloggo

That manual-bopping Bento paused opposite Bayswater train station. “How have I never noticed this before? So shit, we even get a poor imitation of Cartridge World.” Suck it up. I often fondly recall a big-city planner telling a crowd of … Continue reading →

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