Category Archives: Uncategorisable Worsts

Outrage Sunday 104 justify

First, I checked into the wrong place on Teh Facetube. Then I got busted using the women’s loo. Then someone asked me to suck their cock for $50. Finally I was called a white invading cunt for not providing a … Continue reading

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please sir can I have some more?

First they thought friands were OK instead of muffins. Then mini-burgers started appearing on menus. Now: mini-bangers and mash. Look at what Bento was served last night. Just look at it. Judging by the (unsucked) pen, the plate is about … Continue reading

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starving child

It would have had to be peckish to hoover up a Dyson, right? But my astonishment at this headline on page 5 of Teh West today evaporated when I read the very serious and troubling report. How soon before Rainmaker … Continue reading

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you can with a Canon

Our favourite balcony-dweller Bento popped up this morning to share his bafflement at the photo on this PerthNow report. “What’s with the weird choice of stock photo? Do they really think he was a 185cm Asian man with a DSLR?” … Continue reading

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3000 years of vibrancy

Ozi Inn versus ancient Egypt (on show at the museum.) I guess 3000 years of boozie development has seen slightly more inflation. I guess that’s progress. You can’t say pharaoh than that.

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Outrage Sunday 103 welcome home comrade

You know what they say: tiny car, tiny parking prowess. I hung my head in shame after this was left on my Jizz. In Leederville this week someone sprayed Don’t Park Here Dickhead on someone’s windscreen, so I got off … Continue reading

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If you lived here, you’d be home by now

Bento (does he do any work?) says: “The photos are really selling this to me. I guess this is the logical conclusion of The Queens-inspired ‘de-novation’ design aesthetic.” It’s all happening on the “leafy streets” of Mt Hawthorn: “With the … Continue reading

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Creepy Hollow

Hot food horror show slash servo between Williams and Kojonup. I don’t know. I’ve got nothing. By the Paracleet. Hey! It’s teh Paracleet again!

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Babes gets the wood

These are heady times for our rainmaking balcony-dwelling comrade Bento. To celebrate his wedding anniversary he took Mrs Bento to his local French bistro, P’tite Ardoise. In between gazing into his beloved’s eyes, he noticed this sweet outrage. “Icing sugar … Continue reading

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Free Stuff

By BurgerD.

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