You know what they say: tiny car, tiny parking prowess. I hung my head in shame after this was left on my Jizz. In Leederville this week someone sprayed Don’t Park Here Dickhead on someone’s windscreen, so I got off lightly.You think you’re busy? Car salesmen are busy. They do it all, and call it “quite busy”. They love exclamation marks!
I found this mesmeric. Why didn’t they also use the word signage? A missed opportunity.
And it was downright cheering to see this on the way to court in Teh Pert. I haven’t even left yet!
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Three in a month ? Respect.
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“If there’s a quality signage need you have, and you’re based in Perth, we can probably do it for you.”
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What about fellow travellers and useful idiots?
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Don’t they need woolblend too?
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Who? Car salesmen?
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If the exclaimation mark should have gone anywhere, it’s after it was stated that he/she were expecting their third child in a month! Talk about your port of call …
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I think that calls for three exclamation marks!!!
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