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Outrage Sunday 153 the bonfire of the similes

I love the smell of RTD in the morning. There was a warm endorsement last night of TLA’s new business venture (the book-burning small bar, the name of which escapes me). If The Classroom gets them in, then his 451%-proof … Continue reading

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Fish Stick

I thought I saw a fish on a sign as I zoomed through the agribusiness raping areas near Albany recently. I suppose I thought, “Was that a fish on a sign? If it was, someone will get it for me. … Continue reading

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The Naughty Heap of History

In the vibrancing of Perth some must be tossed on the scrap heap. Naughty Don Rogers. Before he was naughty. Just Don and his Toyotas. Now going mad with money in the sky. Or similar.

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Great Eastern Highway

For god’s SAKE. Great Eastern Highway is so famous it gets the Wiki treatment – and yet our Flangemaster has not added it to the guide. Albany Highway is Bourbon Street, yet GEH still has nothing. It’s a fucking outrage. … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 152 food glorious food

This couple love their prawn crackers: listening to their repast on the way home was gruelling, and it seemed a little early for dinner. The bill of fare was fine, and the premises looked faultless – but what the dickens … Continue reading

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Liquor sinking gob holes

More vanishing, although I don’t know if anyone will miss Ross’ Salvage in Maylands. Or maybe they will when the masses of apartments to supply liquor sinking gob holes for the coming Dan Murphy’s are built. Well they’re not going … Continue reading

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No Pets

Would have been nice to have addd a blocked wheelchair ramp, but still nice. Cock-burn by Mancey.

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Outrage Sunday 151 Ode to an Airport Trolley in the Carpark

Here, among the businesslike grass, this trundler from the interminable carpet, a welcome that wobbled, now guttered in front of me dead. Confounded by the Belmont dross – these taxis, budget of dew – only you rolled through the duty … Continue reading

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Full Metal Bush

Is this a paean to the full bush, or an attempt to blank out some metal flange? Rub the black flange for luck in any case. James Street, Northbridge.

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Outrage Sunday 150 Currambine

It sounds so enchanting. This happy bloke loves it. Teh Wiki says it means “heaps of rocks”. “One day all this will be yours.” The ocean views are the clincher.

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