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Lurk

I’ll pretend I know what this means. Subiaco. I think I took this myself.  

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Outrage Sunday 203 every thought and intent

Found in the Casa Cohen letterbox. What do I know? Can my heart have thoughts? Where are my pants?    I see there’s been the usual carping about Subiaco. Well, SHUT UP: I see authorities reckon this will bring some … Continue reading

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Whizzinator

Ed T sees a used urine simulator kit in Northbridge. I usually get the Latino myself, but newbie mistake… On the other hand, WOT FUCK? Latino? Syringes? Heat pads? $189? HEAT PADS? 

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Of the Garter

Normally one would expect a soiled gstring, a drained magnum of green ginger wine and some blood as part of this Coode Street tableau. Maybe there is the perfect match? 

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Outrage Sunday 202 the prescriptive signs of Exmouth

This is the mayhem you get when you don’t have public art or traffic lights.          Krazy Kym and I have snapped up some land.    This is the council-approved granny flat we will build for her parents.   

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Chinese style

I fear that the “Aussie Menu” once found in all Chinese restaurants is no more. Chinese state run conglomerates are buying up Aussie Chinese menus and bending them to their will. Fillet steak comes from the barrel of a gun. … Continue reading

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Self harm

Can someone finally tell me. Do Greens & Co. Graffiti their own sign? Are they actually called & Cock? What’s the cock deal? I have had their sign sent to me about 29 times in the past years. I believe … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 201 the Argument of His Blog

i sing of prawns, of Prados, pills, and powers, Of perennial unvibrant wowsers. I sing of arseholes, cockcarts, ‘burners, trains, Of loungerooms, lounges, and drivers without brains. I write of uncouth love, and the excess Of it and its push-shoving … Continue reading

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A cup of wine…

…some boozie holders and some ciggies. Slip in a Calippo and it all makes sense. A fatal shore, Northbridge.  

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The evil that architects do

So while our architects should be here designing the convention centre and Perth Arena, these bastards are off curing polio??!!? (Architect – polio eradicator). Scum. William Street.   

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