Author Archives: rottobloggo

Outrage Sunday 279 Midland fences

Posted on January 29, 2017 by rottobloggo

Only 41 days to go! Empty houses, barbed wire, spacious tarmac, lights blazing – it’s all happening. Looking forward to the candidate poetry slam next week. Will the ALP’s villanelle series see them hang on, or will the Liberals‘ non-rhyming … Continue reading →

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Bolly waffle

Posted on January 25, 2017 by rottobloggo

What a relief! Something on teh WAToady means I can avoid moderating Frank’s ranting! They have put up a yarn about allegedly stolen champagne (“expensive alcoholic beverage”). They got it from the cops’ Twitter – but don’t report which types … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 278 Jaydyn

Posted on January 22, 2017 by rottobloggo

After my business at Parliament on Friday night (one of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace) I popped into Hemingway’s Sorrow for a quick one. Heath served me this. WTF? I’m speaking with myself, number … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 277 lying fascist pigs

Posted on January 15, 2017 by rottobloggo

Goodness me! This very frank assessment was seen at north Cottesloe. The bloke didn’t have the chutzpah – the kahunas, if you will – to have his face in the photo. This is much more soothing and dignified. There is … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 276 I rhyme and I vote

Posted on January 8, 2017 by rottobloggo

How about that Matt Buckels elegy to the dead Hyde Park dugong! We will never see it, as Buckels has pulled out of the race to be chief beret-wearer at Vincent. It seemed Buckels assumed he’d be able to feed … Continue reading →

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$55 million

Posted on January 5, 2017 by rottobloggo

Good luck to all TWOPers in tonight’s megabucks event. This was in Teh Worst today – maybe you can buy a ticket tomorrow KNOWING WHAT THE NUMBERS WERE TONIGHT??!! The jackpot would buy you 827 million gumnuts, or a new … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 275 hot chip

Posted on January 1, 2017 by rottobloggo

HNY FuchsiaKuntz! May the relentless blue sky of your 2017 not be marred by teh Chemtrails!

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Outrage Sunday 274 meat market

Posted on December 18, 2016 by rottobloggo

Imagine being so famous you have to wear Post-It notes. So rich your employer has a stationery cupboard the size of Howard Sattler’s woggle. That is happening. 6PR “Commercial Director, Barrie Quick said ‘We are pleased to be launching into … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 273 top twenty World Lies

Posted on December 11, 2016 by rottobloggo

That manual-bopping Bento paused opposite Bayswater train station. “How have I never noticed this before? So shit, we even get a poor imitation of Cartridge World.” Suck it up. I often fondly recall a big-city planner telling a crowd of … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 272 them

Posted on December 4, 2016 by rottobloggo

I’m only an ordinary man, so I didn’t understand this, around the corner from the Perth Magistrates Court (and opposite the vanished FESA building). Whatever it was, it stank! Like you-know-what! The world’s going bananas, if you ask me. Thank … Continue reading →

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