Author Archives: rottobloggo

Outrage Sunday 99 creepshotting

Posted on May 5, 2013 by rottobloggo

I was south of Armadale, deep in banjo country, ready to squeal like a pig.This was closer to home. Surely the cost of Scott towels after a few days exceeds that of a new wiper?More worstness emerges about Jamie’s Kitchen. … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 98 Classified Files

Posted on April 28, 2013 by rottobloggo

The much-vaunted free bread was thin on the Jamie’s Kitchen table last night. There was apostrophe abuse, though.“Gotcha!”, our balcony-strutting colleague Bento thought when he got this. “They will be grateful after tapping into my expertise. Before you know it … Continue reading →

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you mean the box?

Posted on April 23, 2013 by rottobloggo

A blast from Bento: “Packaging designed in Australia…cutting edge.” Nice call. But, pot/kettle/black – his rangehood is hardly fresh-out-of-the-box.

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not Catholic

Posted on April 22, 2013 by rottobloggo

From today’s West. Didn’t they have to clarify a unionist wasn’t a Communist last week?

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Outrage Sunday 97 Kewdale burial

Posted on April 21, 2013 by rottobloggo

Brittle and broken to the Highway of Leach The pallets of dead chicens come; At night they squawk and shine above the chunder, But morning sees them struck dumb. After the night-clubbing custom of the drive-thru A team member, going … Continue reading →

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zoned out

Posted on April 18, 2013 by rottobloggo

Goodness. This business operator not happy. What is the story behind it? Which council? Too many questions. Perhaps one of our planning associates can advise.

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chestnut confusion

Posted on April 15, 2013 by rottobloggo

Surely we have been growing here for longer than that? This innacuracy (and a later assertion that autumn harvests itself) made me fretful, and I read about commas instead. Then the Flangemaster started to ask me: “If wallnuts grow on … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 96 a mother potato

Posted on April 14, 2013 by rottobloggo

This fills my gas heart. It is the cool age menu. Sweet sounding tuba.

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prawn craker

Posted on April 10, 2013 by rottobloggo

Yesterday lunchtime in Teh Pert, a rice paper roll’s throw from the Magistrate’s Court. The price seems right for these enboomed times. In Midland of course I never pay more than $2.50.

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Outrage Sunday 95 a delightful weekend in the country

Posted on April 7, 2013 by rottobloggo

Krazy Kym and I rocketed off on our tandems through the Swan Valley. At night we found a barn and fell asleep, with the perfumes of nature sighing on our skin.Laisse-moi respirer longtemps, longtemps, l’odeur de tes cheveux. KK and … Continue reading →

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