Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Snow for Perth

Cookster notes that WAtoday are predicting snow for Perth today. He thinks it must be connnected to the Tsunami from yesterday. Thanks Cookster/Cockster/Spamster. Well spotted.

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Satan wins Church Battle

Orbea visited a worst I had up a year and a half ago (Satan please use rear door) with an update. The some kind of orthodox place is still fighting satan until the demolition finally turns it into a vanished … Continue reading

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Grabbed by the billabong

A colleague giving a talk to international students on the meaning of Waltzing Matilda was wondering how to illustrate his presentation. How lucky therefore to spy this jumbuck on a bring out your rubbish pile. He jumped out quickly at … Continue reading

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Perth Vision a la La Chong

You may wish to see our Patti’s rehashing of nebulous visions for the future of Perth on the C2030 blog. She plans replacing the other plans for the city with a new plan. This is a plan that will resonate … Continue reading

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Moral Uplift

Two morally uplifting or spritually downdraughting submissions depending on your point of view. Cookster, aka Cockster, aka Spamster, (dude we love you, but we are going to have to seriously intervene on your arse over your PR spam torrent) found … Continue reading

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Girl on Girl on Glass

I have to admit I’ve seen this piece of stained glass of two women  in the bath many times, but have never taken the shot. Bento has. It is in a shop on Beaufort street, next door to a place … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 64

I have only just found out about the facebook fan page for The Growling Man aka Mad Dog. Most people living in Perth would have been growled at by the wonderful Adrian at some time over the last 20 years. … Continue reading

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The Ass saw the Eagle

I saw a light, just up ahead But I couldn’t seem to rise up from my bed I’m not alone, than I am People seem to think I’m superman But I watch for the love I’m living in the day … Continue reading

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Mobile Office

Although the womens toilet is probably just a rusty hole in the floor, it IS nice to see such a well appointed mobile office. It is about to be loaded with piss at Devine’s Piss Palace on Beaufort Street to … Continue reading

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Get Tuscany out of my pussy

Andrew was uncertain whether Catherine Deveney really meant to write being raped by beauty, but since she repeats it in the rest of her article, then she must have. Surely she meant “I’m being sodomised by Europe”? which would fit … Continue reading

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