Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

You get fork

I happened to bump into to a couple of lovely TWOP fans Kat and Jasper at Threeninenine Bar on my way home last night. Only thing is, the fuckers were bending forks. You heard me. They had a huge box … Continue reading

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I Kill Kunts

Here he comes the killer again… Here he comes the Kunt Killer again… The Triffids Whoa, don’t tell Tafecuntz. I’m a little lost with this one. The fact that some vigilante Kunt killer is on the streets of Mt Lawley … Continue reading

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Pulling Off Trucks

This brazen and chilling attempt by Brendon Grylls to introduce tractor pulls by stealth to the metrocentric area cannot stand. A truck pull is just the thin end of the wedge. Don’t forget Brendon that we metrocentrics are the ones … Continue reading

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Roads to Recovery

Do you see the worst straight off? Is it worst because part of the $1.23 billion Roads to recovery funding is being spent on a no through road? Well yes, but no. I hope there is a witty No U … Continue reading

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The Best of The Worst of Perth Twitter

The Best of the TWOP twitter newsfeed. Current news alerts are in the sidebar, or subscribe to them all with The Worst of Perth rss news feed so you don’t miss any gold. Brokeback Mountain to be animated cartoon series. … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 80

Bento noted that Perth Now seem to have given country status to Balga. Balgaria seems fitting. I like it. No surprise at the Balgarian news item though. Brian Burke may have been on hand to give the bride away. Bento … Continue reading

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West of the funny

Chris found this link to be the funniest he had seen for a long time. Funnier even than donkeys rooting Mason jars. Kerry Stokes apparently with a straight face claims that The West may charge for online content. Today they … Continue reading

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Open the pod bay doors ANZ machine.

This isn’t funny, but is a Perth worst. ANZ why is your Curtin ATM always fucking broken even though it is brand new? Why is it as unreliable as the old one? Do you just not bother to fill it … Continue reading

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Whop me down Jesus with a crop top

I found this left in an exam venue. As Ice Tea (or was that Vanilla Ice?) would say, ” Exam taker you fucked up! Whop me down Jesus with a crop top.”  And NEW testament FFS? For exams you need … Continue reading

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Bones

Back to Claremont tonight. Odd pic on the wall. Claremont Teacher College students on study camp 1912. High pants. Broken bones and human skeletons.

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