This isn’t funny, but is a Perth worst.
ANZ why is your Curtin ATM always fucking broken even though it is brand new? Why is it as unreliable as the old one? Do you just not bother to fill it with money?
Why do you take days to fix it? Surely some light flashes in Mumbai when it goes on the fritz? When can we expect you to get off your arses? Monday? Next Friday?
Do you want people to switch to Bankwest who always seem to be able to keep their machine going? Can I get refunds from the extra fees I have to pay at other machines? Why do you have a twitter feedback account but don’t use it?
The Worst of Perth 
How’s its singing, TLA ?
p.s. Beautiful bonus Wallpaper here.
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it’s just fitting in with the rest of the crap facilities at curiousiversity.
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Inevitably the result of some student trying to get the last $4.83 out of their account the day before Austudy.
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Must you see beauty in everything?
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The nearly new ANZ atm at UWA is also down today, as it is most days. Next time I see that ANZ atm mascot dude I’m going to lay a tackle and demand answers.
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you mean like this?
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more or less. I had something more like Ace Ventura in mind. He manages to lay a tackle AND demand answers. That guy looked like he was only in it for the tackle.
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I’ll let Shazza, MP or Curious take the running on the inevitable tackle-related comedy to now ensue.
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I’ll leave it to MP and curious. My fishing days are over.
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Did you snap off your tackle on a big one?
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I’d like to think Iv’e still got the Chongs G-banger.
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got no rude tackle scenes in mind but have an ongoing love affair with this tackle/fight from happy gilmour with bob barker. cracks me up everytime, bitch!
http://www.vidivodo.com/123658/happy-gilmore-fight-scene
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add to this the new logo which looks like a stumpy penis I think the ANZ may be sending out a big FUCK YOU message to us all
[IMG]http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc82/yelpar/stuff/anz_logo.gif[/IMG]
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hmmm wrong code perhaps
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It looks to me like the view enjoyed by a “Spanish” lady.
http://forums.australianinfront.com.au/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=338910
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This poxy machine is still not working.
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Doesn’t seem to be consistent with their Customer Charter.
http://www.anz.com/australia/aboutanz/CustomerCharter/popup/popup.asp?popup=ConvenientAccess
97 per cent my arse. Sounds like a strongly worded letter is in order. I find a tone of pompous indignation to be the most effective gambit.
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pseudo socialist liars pack of
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