Open the pod bay doors ANZ machine.

This isn’t funny, but is a Perth worst.

ANZ why is your Curtin ATM always fucking broken even though it is brand new? Why is it as unreliable as the old one? Do you just not bother to fill it with money?

Why do you take days to fix it? Surely some light flashes in Mumbai when it goes on the fritz? When can we expect you to get off your arses? Monday? Next Friday?

Do you want people to switch to Bankwest who always seem to be able to keep  their machine going? Can I get refunds from the extra fees I have to pay at other machines? Why do you have a twitter feedback account but don’t use it?anz

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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18 Responses to Open the pod bay doors ANZ machine.

  1. Snuff says:

    How’s its singing, TLA ?

    p.s. Beautiful bonus Wallpaper here.


  2. curious says:

    it’s just fitting in with the rest of the crap facilities at curiousiversity.


  3. Bento says:

    Inevitably the result of some student trying to get the last $4.83 out of their account the day before Austudy.


  4. G-banger says:

    The nearly new ANZ atm at UWA is also down today, as it is most days. Next time I see that ANZ atm mascot dude I’m going to lay a tackle and demand answers.


  5. stu says:

    add to this the new logo which looks like a stumpy penis I think the ANZ may be sending out a big FUCK YOU message to us all



  6. This poxy machine is still not working.


  7. Bento says:

    Doesn’t seem to be consistent with their Customer Charter.

    97 per cent my arse. Sounds like a strongly worded letter is in order. I find a tone of pompous indignation to be the most effective gambit.


  8. bs says:

    pseudo socialist liars pack of


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