I found this left in an exam venue. As Ice Tea (or was that Vanilla Ice?) would say, ” Exam taker you fucked up! Whop me down Jesus with a crop top.” And NEW testament FFS? For exams you need to go all OLD testament on the examiners’ arses. Boils, frogs, first born put to the sword, &cetera. Also looks like the Fuck off we’re full quote from proverbs is missing from the Aussie flag page. “Righteousness fucks wit’ a nation. Motherfucker exalts (add Glock’s or whatever here). ” After you fail, a brace of Whop me down Sweet Jesus’ is called for. Why would I bother to search for whatever a Mason Jar is? Snuff will find a pic of a donkey rooting a Mason jar and all ist clar.
Whop Me Down Sweet Jesus recipe
serve in Mason Jar
1 oz vodka
1 oz gin
1 oz light rum
1 oz 1800® Tequila
1 oz triple sec
1 1/2 – 2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1 splash sweet and sour mix
1 splash 7-Up® soda
Stir with a half arsed Gideon Bible.