Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Weekend Worstoff 220

Posted on September 29, 2012 by AHC McDonald

B.T. writes, “I needed a plumber the other day.   I looked in the phone directory thinking “which one of these cunts should I call”.   I went with the obvious.  The five years I spent in Perth wasn’t  entirely wasted. “ Which … Continue reading →

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Chief Peeking Willie

Posted on September 28, 2012 by AHC McDonald

By Cimbali. Fremantle Markets, well known cornucopia of worsts. Of course it could just be a bison penis hooked onto his belt. A baby bison who had it chopped off on a particularly cold day. I guess. I came for the … Continue reading →

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Cocos rot

Posted on September 27, 2012 by AHC McDonald

One can only hope this is the start of some kind of Dutch Cocos disease, or in this case Coogee Cocos Cancer. By Pete F. Must have been a wild scene, the day these Cocos went down. What the hell … Continue reading →

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Throwing a claw over

Posted on September 26, 2012 by AHC McDonald

If you are about to be boiled, you might as well. Morley.

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A rocket in pocket.

Posted on September 26, 2012 by AHC McDonald

I always wondered whether those visible pockets in denim cutoffs were deliberate, or that the perpetrator was so keen on making them short enough for their arse to hang out that it was a mistake. Question answered by RubyRuby at … Continue reading →

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Chairway to Heaven, Rage of the Whitegoods

Posted on September 25, 2012 by AHC McDonald

B saw a Duchamp “Chairs descending a gate” in Mt Lawley, and PJW saw a more Warholian piece in (I think the same suburb) on Vincent Street. That is taking the Council’s verge collection goodwill a little bit too much … Continue reading →

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Mer-merde

Posted on September 24, 2012 by AHC McDonald

By Stu. With that jawline and the crossed eyes, surely it’s Liam Bartlett? South Fremantle.

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Weekend Worstoff 219

Posted on September 22, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Golden Boy cries “fucking outrage” as Bubby J is knocked off from Pemberton nativity. Joel T asks, “Who is Foyle Villas?” and is his name too grand for crappy Bayswater units? Suburban Ninja wonders if the waters of Claisebrook Inlet … Continue reading →

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Chicken Threat

Posted on September 21, 2012 by AHC McDonald

By Mike K. As a potential employee, I’d be less worried about violent customers than by the fact that the capitals and underlining indicate that a serial laminator may be in charge. Dropping in a resume IS A PRIVILEGE NOT A … Continue reading →

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Open House Perth

Posted on September 20, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Thanks for the numerous people that have sent me the link to Open House Perth. I have signed up of course. I hope many worsters will sign up for behind the scenes looks at some of Perth’s finest – and … Continue reading →

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