Would you believe Bag O’Turnips has a little sister?
Would you believe she is a Worst warrior?
I speak the truth: Lil’ Sis’ O’T sent these three outstanding pics.
She reckons Huray In was outside Retravision Midland, on Great Eastern Highway, and the BBQ Chicens (which had Chichens on the other side) was at Cooloongup SUPA (n)IGA.
The superb bonus boner – with authentic pubes – is in a locker at the old fire station on Hay Street in the city.
Respec’ to the Lil’ Sis’.
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tremendous trio.
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Indeed, D.f.o.C., Respect and Glory.
Especially the hairy (huray ?) balls.
Takes a sharp mind to pick out that lot.
Congrats, B O’T ‘s little sister.
Gotta name of yer own?
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Huray in before the red ballon deflates to win…what?…oh
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Huray – am I missing something? Looks like an R to me, albeit a slightly borked one.
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It’s line ball: could be R, could be A – but the uncertainty is more delicious than a hot extra-large chicen.
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def give the bottom two pics as worst, but the top pic…I kinda see 2 x R, a poorly presented second one but an R nonetheless so I have to say, tight arse advertising (chalk on BB) but not a worst
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No. Its Midland. Huray in before you get run over/robbed/raped/spat on/register your lawn verge.
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Or all of the above.
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I assume Li’l Sis knows everything there is to know about Toyota Starlets and Ford Festiva Sportsgirls?
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She knows what she likes (Toyota Echoes) and what she doesn’t like (any Ford that isn’t a rebadged Mazda, but especially XD-XF Foulcans).
And that’s her own acquired tastes; I simply expand upon the details to confirm her prejudices :)
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Not even for a moment did I consider that the ‘A’ in ‘Huray’ was actually an ‘R’. Heh! No wonder it stayed there for so many months! I was tempted to go in there and inform them that ‘Hurry’ is not spelt ‘Huray’, good thing I didn’t, boy would my face have been like that red deflated balloon!
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Hi, yer bro B O’T here, just saying “welcome” to Teh Worst and I must say, what a debut! You sure earned your stripes!
I guess the owner of the locker would never have to call upon a backup firetruck, having his own real reel (“hey buddy, that’s his own hair”).
Wonder though, if he drives this car.
And those good folk in Midland ought not woray, for those bogans in Cooloongup (near Rocingham) are motherfucen crazy!
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$8.99 is a little overpriced and I.G.A is expensive like that I prefer Woolworths.
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Best. Registered lawn. Ever.
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