If you don’t think you’d look like enough of a tool with a NKOTB number plate, try a Nickelback one. From Julien. 
Did we have this before. We’ve had some glorious entry statements, eg Darch, but this one makes entering Claremont seem like driving into Katanning or Moora. From WAtching.
Lisa sees some of that ridiculous chalk graffiti. In this disposable world of ours, maybe graffiti is instantly disposable too. Oh, and poo on you by the way. 
And Mug Punter sees another church trying to be funny. Please don’t do this Jesus jockeys. Makes you look like you’d have a Niklbak numberplate. 
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Least the Town of Claremont could have is a the royal coat of arms with the tasteful motto : ” Cunnus regimus vos”.
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I think it’s extravagant enough already Bill. Just a gross display of the power, prestige and wealth of Claremont. They ought to show some restraint.
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Cryptofacists.
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The Town of Claremont sign leans slightly to the right; possibly a subtle statement by some slightly left-leaning government employment-creating-program gang who erected it in the 1980s. Smack bang on the town boundary is another sign pertaining to parking/standing/etc bylaws, ensuring every inch of potential local government revenue collecting space is utilised. And who is their neighbouring municipality who is too stingy to continue such a beautiful red brick pathway? The yellow Landcruiser (Claremont’s answer to the Toorak Tractor?) wouldn’t be out of place in Katanning either.
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You did cross out We and the after you took the photo, didn’t you, MugPunter ?
Fittingly, the Soul Agents are omnipresent, but these are my favourite incarnation, what with Cyril being “super”, and all.
Avagoodweegend.
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And in Breaking News Mother Adele of Fremantle has admitted to to sowing her mung beans with Chairman Troy.
http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/greens-mp-adele-carles-confesses-to-secret-affair-with-troy-buswell/story-e6frg12c-1225857829924
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Have to pay that one.
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At least 2.5 hours later, and the West and WA Today websites are still oblivious. And they fantasise about charging for content.
Still no sign of Sattler, either.
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Tell me it isn’t true.
She let himsniff her chair.
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i’m thinking there was more than sniffing involved.
please, please spare me the details.
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At least they’re probably not cousins.
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Not my work but enjoy :-)
http://twitpic.com/1i22z5
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File 1 not exists, Frank, but I presume it was this one.
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Yes indeed it was, the original poster for whatever reason dleted it from Twitpic.
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That’s the work of Andrew Slanderyou.
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In light of this green bashing let’s mention the Bunnings board bum , Carpenter.
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It was a threesome ? Do tell, Bill.
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perhaps we should remember that it’s not only the greens involved in this affair?
or do only women rate a bashing?
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Millie supports that, but come on, it’s widely known what Troy is.
It’s more of a bombshell that someone from a minor party that loves to capitalise on its self generated image as purer, more sound, and more ethical than everyone else in the game shags the 2IC of the liberal party, the architect of the new workchoices (the greens like to believe they can replace Labor as the Unions’ party because of their ‘superior’ policies despite not being electable tp govern), and a known sexual harrasser.
It’s completely disingenous of her to claim it has no bearing on her position as a non govt mp. The greens need the liberals out of the race for Freo to keep the seat; the member has literally been in bed with them!
Carles won an historic by election just a year ago and appears to have shat on the greens’ chances of keeping a trophy seat. Very poor choice, not just on a personal level but on a political level. So yes, although it shoudln’t be, it’s more newsworthy than Male Politician Can’t Keep it in His Pants.
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I am keen to hear Troy’s wife speak out. Her staunch defense of him after his previous indiscretions were outed was expected, but she must be fucking fuming. I hope she has a media brain snap moment and publicly blasts him for being the pig he is.
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I hope she suffers no further embarrassment and the spotlight remains firmly on him.
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In your dreams WAtching. This is The Good Wife (I am basing this comparison on the commercials) comes to town. Ooshta all over it.
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Is that her on the right ?
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Wouldn’t it be nice if The Snedger were crucified for his indiscretions? Couldn’t happen to a nicer bloke. But Carles will probably take the flak, as usual is the case for women in politics, amongst other spheres, in these supposedly enlightened times. Liberal scum, Liberals go.
At least she had the decency to apologise to the public for her part in this sorry saga and will wear the embarrassment, not to mention any marital difficulties that may likely ensue. But good ol’ Troy Boy, like the real man he is, has gone underground in his Busso bunker. Fuckin’ wuss. What a fucking cunt.
Isn’t bonking someone from the polar opposite of politics not kinky enough for him? What next? Will it be revealed that he has some deviant fetish such as coprophilia, as TISM suggested that Adolf Hitler had? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtRyUZYIvPM)
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even more I am looking forward to hearing the Premier again try to defend the fine work of Troy Buswell
Radio National AM – Thursday, 4 September , 2008 08:12:00
Reporter: Tony Eastley
TONY EASTLEY:Colin Barnett, welcome along to AM. You told AM after the last election you were quitting. What’s changed?
COLIN BARNETT: Well I’ve been conscripted back into duty. Look, I had decided that I would not retire but I would leave politics and pursue another career. There’s been some extraordinary circumstances in this state, first being a dreadful, dreadful Labor Government…
TONY EASTLEY: Some extraordinary circumstances with your own party?
COLIN BARNETT: Yeah and that was the second factor, certainly. And my colleagues, my parliamentary colleagues, the party and members of the community including my own electorate urged me to take on the leadership and I did so under one condition, and that is that everyone would work to win this election.
TONY EASTLEY: Did Troy Buswell leave it in good shape for you?
COLIN BARNETT: Troy had sort of a nightmare period but Troy is an extremely competent person. I very much hope that Troy can resurrect his standing in the community because he’s a very capable young man.
TONY EASTLEY: In hindsight, would it have been better for you to dig your heels in after the last election and say, “Look, I’m not going anyway; I’m staying on as leader”?
COLIN BARNETT: I don’t know Tony, to be honest. And, you know, I had been a minister for eight years then leader for four years and I felt it was the appropriate thing to do to step aside and give some other people a go.
TONY EASTLEY: Because people when they’re making a vote in this election might say, “Well look, Colin Barnett made a poor judgement there. He should have stayed on. He’s backing himself for the job now but he wasn’t going to back himself after the last loss.”
COLIN BARNETT: Circumstances have moved on and you know, if people back Colin Barnett this time, they’re backing a person who is honest, that’s my record in politics.
Because, you know, to a nationwide audience, may I just remind people, the Labor Government has been dreadful. We’ve had five sacked ministers, for example, just routinely passing on confidential information to Brian Burke and Julian Grill who were selling it. I mean, that is about as close to corruption.
It has damaged not only the standard of politics and government in Western Australia; it has damaged the state and the nation’s international reputation.
TONY EASTLEY: Will Troy Buswell be your Treasurer if you win?
COLIN BARNETT: Look, Troy is the Shadow Treasurer so it’s a fair bet he’ll get that job, but we have to win the election first and there’s eight seats to win. It’s a tough call.
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They are both very cartoon like characters.
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Pinky and The Brain?
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More Dick Dastardly and Dora the Explorer, for mine.
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Speaking of her Campaign, this poster has come back to bite her on her big arse.
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And I’ll bet this bloke is now feeling like a right goose.
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It’s hard to see how he could feel more like a right goose than he could have then, Frank. That was bloody awful.
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i can see your point pl, but i don’t see why i should lower my standards/expectations just because troy likes to be a troy. as far as i am concerned, they are equally appalling.
and i did like this quote at the watoady site:
‘Troy we are trying to scuttle the worst government ever to take the helm of the Australian ship of state, as the election draw ever nearer, and you do this to us. Why ? Now we’are back to square one as the spotlight turns from Rudd and his stuffups to you and Carles stuffup.’
who’da thunk troy was so powerful?
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gee, I went away for the weekend and missed it all.
just heard Sniffer saying that even though he used his govt. credit card to pay for a dirty weekend in Sydney, he did not see why defrauding the taxpayer should in any way disqualify him from being Treasurer.
he intends to pay it all back, so that’s alright then, isn’t it?
it’s not fraud if you pay it back (once you’ve been found out.)
he also used his Govt car to travel to trysts with Adele, which makes you wonder if they had a quickie on the back seat.
anyone now travelling in a Gov car will now wonder if the seat is stained with Troy’s semen and Adele’s fanny batter.
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“fanny batter”?
Anyone would think you’ve spent the weekend away with
sniffer-snapper Buswell.
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even the australian calls him sniffer.
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I wonder what you get when you cross a green with a lib?
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i’m looking forward to snuff finding us something appropriate.
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“I wonder what you get when you cross a green with a lib?”
I thought the answer to that had always been “Adele Carles”
I have been trying to think of fruit that is green on the outside and blue on the inside, but my imagination fails me
I see that your gravitar Germaine is on Q and A tonight, with Peter Fitzimmons and other hairy chested patriots for Anzac day. I trust she will say something controversial to raise their blood pressure.
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Lib + Green…. Surely a glib?
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on behalf of the Fremantle electorate I would like to apologise for Adele Carle’s atrocious taste in fuckbuddies.
Why the Treasurer? surely there was some anonymous backbencher for those lonely old nights in Albany
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Lib + Green
A green libbed mussel
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Thanks for the heads up on Greer tonight Skink. I shall ensure I stay sober enough to watch.
And Mez, yes I too add my tick of shame to her immature ‘bad boy’ succumbing.
So Frank, why did she come out? A woman scorned? Or someone threatening to beat her to it?
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my guess shazz is that it was to beat somebody else to it – why else would you willingly tell people you had sex with troy buswell?
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Precisely my line of thinking vegan. But then, people will go to great lengths to ease the burden of guilt.
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Something inappropriate more likely, vegan.
Here we see Ms Cradock whipping up a batch before popping out into the garden.
Is that Bento I hear warming up in the wings ?
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Even talk to the Sunday Times??
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Indeed, and after angrily dismissing it as a Labor conspiracy to the same paper just a week earlier, Bento. Someone clearly gave her the option to go public, or they were going to.
p.s. There’s a question for you when TLA gets home from calligraphy class, or wherever the hell he is, and moderates my comment.
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Oh please let them have been staying at The Dog Rock Motel
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cheers Snuff – glad it’s not just me peddling the “health reform plan punishment” theory down at the Buffalo Club tonight
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No doubt a Gerbilist of the Calibire of DFOC would be making discrete inquiries amongst the various motels in Albany to determine where Troy and Adele were playing hide the Tofu Sausage > L0(
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Still no sign of your question, Snuff? It must have been of an extremely personal nature, to be this long in moderation. If I have to guess, then I’m afraid I’ll have to say no, I don’t have any pics of shazza playing topless totem tennis.
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The comment is out of moderation alreafdy.
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It’s just here, Bento. I’m posting from so many different computers these days that WordPress seems a tad confused. Your guess, by the way, is far more interesting, and I look forward to the pics on the front page of the Sunday Times in a week or so.
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Aha. Yes, it is indeed intriguing the Treasurer doesn’t see the problem with his behaviour, as skink points out. Still, I suspect his refusal to resign will be somewhat moot, by midday tomorrow.
TLA – the Dog Rock Motel would surely be too beautiful to wish for.
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If not the Dog Rock Motel then maybe … no, surely not. This seems more likely, or for a really dirty weekend, this looks perfect.
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Off of The Snedger and his left-field paramour (who’d have thunk it?), I have been guilty of crimes of personalised plates: at least they were complete words (“2LITRE” and “BEATLES” have been on my vehicles) and I have since absolved myself by offloading them to others who need the ego massaging, the “look at moi!” factor, that seems to be the common trait of those who display them (thankfully, I’ve grown away from the bogan desire for conspicuous consumption).
In my own completely subjective opinion, I can’t abide Nickelback. Ugh. Not my cuppa tea at all, that aggro-sounding yet fey posturing and sonic utterances they eke out. But honestly, I reckon Choad Grogan, or whatever his name is, their lead groaner, sounds like he’s backed-up and dyin’ to reverse a long-wheelbased high-roof brown Transit van. I recommend that he immediately imbibe a full bottle of lactulose solution and scoff the entire contents of a bag of pitted prunes, to not only evacuate his chocked-up bowels, but the resulting removal of that strain might improve his voice. Perhaps he actually realises that his voice ain’t up to snuff, and that he spends a week eating bratwursts, fried eggs and dumplings for breakfast, lunch and dinner to get that tuffness in the vocal, in which Eddie Vedder seems to have spawned a whole host of less-erudite strainers and growlers who have little-to-nil of his perspective; instead they seem to model themselves on Bon Jovi. Of anyone I know who likes Nickelback, digs the Other Jersey Boys and vice versa. I will not criticise further on their tastes, just to state otherwise horses for courses.
Again, not for me that particular segment of pop. I just think that the fellow could have a novel rockstar overdose, but on laxatives instead. Less full of shit too into the bargain.
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Who’d of thunk it? If the Dockers can be in the top 4, anything is possible.
Go Dockers!!
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was at the game last night Shaz. Your Pav is now second on the Coleman medal count
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I was at the Cats game a couple of weeks ago Mez. Even the Eagles supporter I was next to got on his feet to cheer in the last 10 minutes.
As for Pav, I’d love to see him repaid for his years of heartbreaking loyalty. I do as much as I can to support his pub.
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I’m going to make this one startling confession and then stop talking about footy forever
I was born a WCE man…etc.
but even I was up on my feet fists in the air as Pav soccered off the ground in the goal square in the 3rd quarter to lead the boys home my relentlessly merciless mates (who had bought me a ticket to rub my nose in your success and Cousins lack thereof) turned to each other, “time for a beer”, they said, “and a coke for Mez”.
comment of the night (as Freo suffered yet another bad umpire decision): C’mon ya green maggot, Fuck Troy up, not Freo!!
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You’re dead to me Mez.
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I know
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from Teh West:
“Rumours of an affair between the WA Treasurer and Fremantle Greens MP Adele Carles had been circulating for months but most people who heard them, this reporter included, dismissed the whole idea as too ridiculous, too stupid, too far-fetched to possibly be true.”
I thought the idea of being a journalist was to chase the story and determine whether rumour is fact, rather than just dismissing gossip and letting another newspaper get the scoop.
sounds like WAinc all over again
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WA Ink, ….silly!
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reading through the papers, it seems that Buswell’s wife kicked him out over a week ago, and Carles’ husband also kicked her out.
the story has been knocking around as rumour for weeks with journos in the Parliament gallery watching them text each other, and yet nobody ran the story.
Gov drivers would have known, their own staff would have known, and Buswell is such a bragger that there must have been people all over the House who knew
no doubt the Times approached Carles and threatened to print unless she gave them full disclosure, and so they got the scoop
what on earth were the West doing? are they, like Barnett, asleep at the wheel?
and nobody seems to have asked the most important question – did they ever shag at Parliament House?
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For a change of pace, here are, courtesy of WA TV History, Video and photos of a Reunion of Radio 6PM Staff of the 70’s & 80’s- and yes Gary Shannon, John Burgess, Yorkie and even John K Watts were there.
http://watvhistory.com/2010/04/radio-6pm-reunion-videos/
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Couldn’t see Yorkie anywhere, Frank, but there was this one interesting photo.
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Oh and if watched the video, the lady trying to call “Gazza” by doing a Wolfwhistle is Robyn Cousins, who was known on air by Yorkie as Robyn Cokebottle and was supposedly the daughter of King Billy Cokebottle and was employed as Yorkie’s Recpetionist – these girls used to answer the phones and taker the requests etc.
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