Was thinking about suggestions for The Worst of Perth vision for the Sept 3rd show, when I got a submission from DFOC giving me a blinding insight on how to revive The Cultural Centre and with it Perth. More crackpots! I must get back to Council House for another tete a tete with Lisa She-Ra Scaffidi. Falun Gong, have been trying to fill too big a space there for too long, but now they have assistance from 9-11 Truthers. Is that laughing man a truther DFOC? A sense of humour and truth telling don’t often go together.
I’m envisioning the city and Northbridge linked not by sinking the railway, but by raising the crackpots. Why are we getting dumbarse US crackpots though? Why do we not have a group claiming that Yagan’s head was not removed by settlers, but by mysterious beams coming from Mt Eliza? Why don’t we have a group claiming the Belltower is a Masonic plot or that Perth men are discriminated against by feminist hegemony. Oh wait, we do have those groups already. Truthers. Fuck me drunk. What next, Greens? Lutherans? I don’t even know what category to put this in. Worst sign not be enough. Oh the pain, the pain of it all.