I didn’t want to go too Jesus on your arses after the Hillsong Teddies, but Elwrongo’s post demanded urgent attention. He’s really getting into the spirit of The Worst of Perth isn’t he? Elwrongo says…
Eden Hill Family Church is an striking example of modern suburbia reinventing itself. The building, which was an abandoned early seventies shopping centre, has now been repurposed into a house of worship, replete with an attractive coat of lilac. Nevertheless, Eden Hill Family Church appears somewhat bunkered down in a barren landscape of decaying carparks with only its gloomy and somewhat reproachful message “Jesus Died for You” for the passerby. This structure, or one like it, may well have been the inspiration for George Romero’s central use of an deserted shopping centre in the zombie classic, “Dawn of the Dead”.A word of advice: I wouldn’t go there at night.
I find this building even more depressing than the dismal brothel on Beaufort Street seo company. I think this one can be tagged with worst of the worst. No church is going to beat this house of horror is it? Is it?
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Should be ” Jesus died for youse c**ts”
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he he. yes it should bill.
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The jaunty font is a little disconcerting too.
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God, I live opposite The Purple Church. It’s truly an eyesore. Although The Rangeview Tavern next door really isn’t much better…
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Can you get me a pic nettie? Does the tav open in time for the end of mass?
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Fingers crossed it will be gone soon
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You posted this in 2008. It’s almost 2016 and this amazing church still stands.
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Is it still a purple people eater?
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Outlasted the Norwood Hotel.
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but not the Rangeview.
http://bit.ly/1knhvIE
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You know something we don’t EHB?
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could it possibly get worse?
oh yes…it just did!
see http://www.bassendean.net/
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The link says it all…
Now that’s some accurate reporting…
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How quickly they forget, WAtching, although it was almost 80 years ago.
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I know. You’d think Rolf would get a run…
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So the church is now vanished worst fodder?
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Go this Sunday evening if you dare! Prophetic/healing prayer after preacher talks (but you’ll have to venture inside the lilac building itself, through the purple roller door actually, if you want your fortune told). 248 Morley Drive East, Eden Hill, 5pm.
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I dunno Who. The sign screams guilt trip rather than ‘psychic’ scammers to me.
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Lazy Aussie, the Purple got your unfunny attention – check it out if you dare. Otherwise get a day job.
Shazza, how is someone dying to set you free a guilt trip?
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I don’t know what this means Pedro.
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Pedro, how is a pile of mumbo jumbo from two millenia ago going to free/save you ? Dumb c**t.
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Pedro,
Thanks for asking. Comes across to me as , ‘Jesus died for you’ so if you don’t drag your sorry arse into church you’ll be ungrateful bugger.
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Aww, trolling for Christ. (God bless)
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bastard , an that was my best joke evah , as Jesus jokes are. But wait , what about the one where Jesus can’t have sex because of Jesus’s healing powers , despite loving his flock.
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Shouldn’t you be door knocking Pedro… or should I say Pedo.
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But he has a day job: I have seen him in his cubicle, doing something clerical with his hands under the desk…
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How is “someone dying to set you free” not inducive of guilt? Classic martyr tactics.
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TLA has a day job, Pedo. Only just this morning, he was complaining that he was too busy to properly moderate our slanderous comments, you Cranz, Hamburg a quarter in the Harburg, Hamburg borough of the Free and Hanseatic city of Hamburg, Germany
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And I have been too busy to organise the finalists for inseminators poster.
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That he does, Pedo.
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Jesus was a fag.
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Fuck!!! I just got hit by lightening!
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Oh Jesus , my dick has shriveled up.
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Not lightened up?
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It did light up for an instant.
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Bugger. You people know I can’t resist a Jesus trip.
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I would buy a Jesus backgammon statue.
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Yeah….I lit up real fucking good mate!!! Then I turned into a pillar of salt, had a plague of boils and felt a strange but compelling need to build a pyre and throw my two children on it in a strange old testament kind of way.
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Ive driven past this church but never noticed that sign.
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It’s changed a couple of times since then.
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no, i went past it this year in January.
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I notice the haters on this site aren’t making a comment now the church has been repainted and how good it now looks.
Devil got your tongue?
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a-HA, Jo! So you admit it looked terrible before. What colour is it now?
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Haven’t seen it. And possibly.
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Don’t you have homosexuals to stone? Why are you dilly dallying around here with us heathens?
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Could be freos new clubhouse? he died for them now they’re returning the favour. Lyons halftime pep talk righto boys big loss today for jesus go out there and die for him!
Btw there’s a new one over the road from carousel with a big banner that says no perfect people allowed in. Think it’s indonesian or Chinese owned. Word is they aim to get 10% of the flocks wages. If you wanna get rich rotto this is the way to go.
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OK! Many thanks…will they let Jews in, though?
I’ll ask Jo.
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Too soon.
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this is the one near carousel
The church for ppl who don’t like church. Dress casual. You don’t even have to be christian. And remember, no perfect ppl allowed.
https://www.therocks.church
I’ll have a jesus on the rocks pls bartend!
Make mine a bloody Hail Mary!
Hmmm I think I’ll try…a long slow holy ghost up against the wall
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“This Vodka has bubbles in it!”
“That’s the holey spirit you asked for.”
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