Tag Archives: bayswater

The elixir of freedom

Posted on March 8, 2017 by AHC McDonald

By Bento. Bayswater. Perfect, although would a baking blue sky have killed him?

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Swipe right (wing) Swipe left (wing)

Posted on March 3, 2017 by AHC McDonald

The tinderisation of the State election. I wonder why they didn’t hit old Perky of The Greens?? Even smartarses think of them as irrelevant? That’s not good news for them. Actually haven’t heard word one from Perky and the Greens. … Continue reading →

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Weeds

Posted on March 2, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Bento urges, nay begs youse pigs to remember that the most important aspect of fake lawn is that you never have to weed it. Please remember this. It might be the most important thing you dogs ever read. Bayswater. 

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Yearning to be yarn bombed

Posted on February 21, 2017 by AHC McDonald

This is the sculptural identity of the pro sink Bayswater station group. I believe it is a group designed to stop any progress in Bayswater by concentrating on something that is not likely and running with that. If you shoot … Continue reading →

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Pavlov’s

Posted on January 27, 2017 by AHC McDonald

I can never resist a discunt. Like a Wanneroot. I have to say dis cunt, dat cunt, whatever cunt. This one from Bento In Bayswater. It’s pure Future Bayswater.

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A kind of brutal shabbiness

Posted on January 6, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Dropped in on Scarborough to check on its interminable beach upgrade. I’m glad they have managed to keep the coherent brutal shabbiness that the local Scabwegians and visitors love so much. Even while “upgrading”. I hope this doesn’t push up the … Continue reading →

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Most Sittable City

Posted on December 19, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Looks like Bayswater’s vibrancy control officer is already on the job. Post vibrant parklet. 

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Parklet as final nail

Posted on December 7, 2016 by AHC McDonald

The grim, depressing sight as a parklet delivery wagon hoves into sight in Subiaco.You might as well be entering a suicide pact in the witches kitchen as it reverses, ramming ever more bitter garlic prawns up your arse. I was … Continue reading →

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Smoked Wangs!

Posted on November 16, 2016 by AHC McDonald

I’m glad I saw the Dominion League’s dining suggestion (although I’m not sure I could smoke half a kilo) before I sent in my Bayswater vibrancy survey. Smoke more wangs! 

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Maestro

Posted on November 4, 2016 by AHC McDonald

The Bayswater smartarse postvibrant maestro strikes again. These are very good. 

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