Rock Solid

Posted on December 1, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Never had Carnamah, (I don’t think) so here it is. By Pete F.Not sure of the meaning of Rock Solid. That’s a wheat bag right? And the neck beard?

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Crack on

Posted on November 30, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Small feet, big cracks. That’s Melbourne. At least on the bay. 



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I pity the Yule

Posted on November 29, 2015 by rottobloggo

BAUBLES OF DEATH. I’m sure this health and safety madness started in the UK. Santa can’t come down your chimney: too dangerous. Reindeers are out: can’t have slip hazard shit on roofs. The fat man’s little helpers are swaddled in hi-viz and hard hats. Watch out for those sharp edges.  

   

     

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They don’t like it up ’em

Posted on November 27, 2015 by rottobloggo

More Victorian vibrancy from TLA. After you’ve bought your authentic souvenirs you can have a slap-up feed. Didn’t the bear soldiers have puttees?  

   

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Killing Fields

Posted on November 26, 2015 by AHC McDonald

By Orbea. Pnom Penh. Just up the road from the killing fields. Rue Pasteur actually. Near the corner of Rue de Remarkes. 



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Attack Force Anti Semite

Posted on November 25, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Went to shrine of remembrance (for a piss) and they were selling this piece of crap. Did the Japanese kill Jesus? No. No they did not.  I was born a Tenko man, in any case. 

 

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Melbourne Vibrancy, is it played?

Posted on November 24, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Since my first superficial view of Melbs vibrancy, (piss and cheese sold together, whoa!) I might have to reevaluate. I’m not sure they are moving to a post vibrant era. They are planting cotton palms. This is embarrassing. Also, I feel that their lawn pizzas are being dispensed in a non ironic fashion. And now we have craft beer, ales and cellar temperature, should we be making beer too cold to taste? It’s not like we have to freeze away the taste of all the CUB beers. And it’s all too try hard on the Yarra. Perth Post Vibrancy would dictate that you don’t grab a bloke and do a sexy dance. EVAH. 

    
    
 

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Free Trade

Posted on November 23, 2015 by AHC McDonald

I’m not sure whether free trade agreements will help or hinder this aspiration. Our Meth is ludicrously expensive, but our heroin..,Swings and roundabouts I guess. Or Ying and Yoni as I prefer 



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Outrage Sunday 224 apoligies 

Posted on November 22, 2015 by rottobloggo

This outrage has been sent to Bethany. I did pop in, though, to get some mulloway doodles ($79/kg).  

 

I came near to a meltdown at this. No wonder they are no longer with us. Language banditry.  

 

This was welcome comic relief. At first blush I was cheery: the tricky word had been handled nicely, but something wasn’t right… 

 

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Resident Vibrancy

Posted on November 20, 2015 by AHC McDonald

A bloke drinking Beam and Cola on the tram, another driving a mint restored Datsun 120 Y. (Unfortunately not captured). And then my hotel has a licensed Fromagerie. That’s a cheese shop that sells piss. I’ll have half a kilo of Coon (fromage racistisme) and a pony of Melbourne Bitter (petite grail de gatto piss).  Thank you garkon. Sometimes I think Melbourne employs students to enact unbelievable vibrancy tableaux for visitors. oh and a wonderful rotating cub clock. 



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