A nother Day

Pat Seed. I’m just worried a little about the kerning of that A. It looks fine at first blush, but…it’s ok isn’t it? Or is it?



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the E word

Maaaaate! Teh Worst has a page 3 EXCLUSIVE today, from the beautiful port city. But – alas – Stephen Pollock at Teh Chook had the report in his mighty organ four days earlier. People do get excited about cars, don’t they? One of Krazy Kym’s friends is always agog when she climbs into my Jizz. IMG_2004chookmayor

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Koi Me

I’m just going for Koi Child. Is that a neck rag and a necklace?



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Outrage Sunday 228 ho ho ho

Apologies for any inconvenence for today’s late OS. The Flangemaster kept bugging me to give him a foot massage last night. Now THAT is Hideous Kinky. He was also rude about Cottesloe’s recently-approved parklet.

This is in Guikdford’s Station Street. A rare not worst from me: it is marvellous.  

   

This was in Midland. Is it a tribute or something for Mr Brock?  

 

Let me leave you (I need additional counselling) with a more conventional Xmas scene, in vibrant Bassendean.  

     

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Or…what?

I don’t really know what this means. By Pete f. “Not looking for sharks”.sharks

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Forslutas

16 forslutas in the room next door. IKEA. 



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Level Up

Was in the artist colon-y in the old Myer building in Freo. MANY. There’s a crab level in the carpark, but for the serious, dial 4 for herpes – The artist level. Herpes begins here.  True story. 

    
 

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This. 

Strangely, Shazza never mentioned that this total embarrassment is out in public. It actually keeps going around the block in some kind of…lap, as if it wasn’t trying to hide. You think that Fremantle couldn’t get any shittier, and then you see a Peter Brock Torana. Why not get a replica of the Chamberlain’s Torana dingo Sunbird?



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deflating organ

So Teh Worst has shrunk by 2.5%. Unhelpful people have been joking it will be the size as shown in the pic below by 2020. And in more distressing media news, the New Limited Xmas function is a sausage sizzle in the canteen on Thursday. westshrunk

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Be Creative

I don’t know. Pete F. Mosman Park. Is the creativity the matte paint? The lying  emission controls?creativecreative2

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