Outrage Sunday 230 delicasey

Spelling standards aren’t too flash in the Golden Triangle, frets Pete F. 20151231_091501
That dish-gambler Bento went back to his favourite Bayswater fence. I love it. No problems here with the 50 per cent permeable requirement. IMG_8338
Our NYE was fabulous, thanks for asking. We paused at Cottesloe to marvel at the friendly welcome, then chuffed off to boadering Swanbourne, where there were no problems drinking our Veuve and Pol Gessner as the skittish sun sank below the cunac-roiling sea. IMG_2012

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2016

For those that made it out of 2015 alive. Happy new year. 



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Times wing-ed wankers

About to pass into the 9th calendar TWOP. Despite me thinking maybe it’s time to quit several times, 2015 actually had some very memorable worsting. Not that I can really be bothered finding them, but for instance;

January had the Oswals being taunted. As they were every month thereon.

The same month had Healing hands challenging the rub and tug hegemony.

There was this.

Kokoda for Dummies is a thing.

May saw an architectural marvel (highly unusual for Perth) and a green ute, highly usual.

July saw the call for unstuck-up bitches to background the latest Winton dross.

Shit city was exposed as well, shit city.

The Cockburn Thunder delighted with another marvelous year.

The air itself became nude.

Tim’s signature was exposed as a C&B.

Kalamunda was several times a shithole.

Outrage focused 5 in a row.

I talked to the heart of the middle kingdom.

Racism

Penistone.

And sharks came and went as important.

It was really a surprisingly good year. Thank youse all. Apart from those who didn’t publish our book.

Maybe you had your own favourites?

 

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Slow it down

I like how Napoleon Street is taking vibrancy down, way down with this popup path closure. I also heard that the famous street is getting a “parklet” which would be a mistake. Will it be here, or is this just going to be some alfresco optometry?



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Never look back

You don’t go back for Pepsi Max. Export tinnies maybe…



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Registered Lorne

I was in Lorne recently in Victoria. It was just threatened by bushfires. Houses nearby lost. I checked, these survived. 



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Outrage Sunday 229 lurk every day

Lurk every day: sound advice for a Jizz-propelled gerbalist. And much lurking was done outside 2 Bayview Terrace, in the Grove. A State Administrative Tribunal member summed the saga up thus: “”You have a situation…where someone made an application to build a beautiful home for a family…for whatever reason, it came off the rails. These things happen: I understand completely.” How will next year’s demolition proceed? Better get the Jizz serviced. I hope I’m not rosecuted!watercorptajIMG_1961

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On the stump for Xmas

Merry Xmas for another year. Is it really the ninth? This time courtesy of Leon N, Parkwood. Those relentless blue skies eh?parkwood

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Manatea

Yes. By Slanderer.  

 

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Legacy

It’s hard surely to justify even a vintage one if these. There are new ones? By JaneZ. Morley. $180. With loincloth.  Not sure about the dowelling. 

 

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