Spelling standards aren’t too flash in the Golden Triangle, frets Pete F. 
That dish-gambler Bento went back to his favourite Bayswater fence. I love it. No problems here with the 50 per cent permeable requirement. 
Our NYE was fabulous, thanks for asking. We paused at Cottesloe to marvel at the friendly welcome, then chuffed off to boadering Swanbourne, where there were no problems drinking our Veuve and Pol Gessner as the skittish sun sank below the cunac-roiling sea. 
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I am trying to riff around ‘delicaseychambers’ but all I get is imagery of sopresso.
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Ron Casey and Normie Roe are on display in the caviar section
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Blesed are the chesemakers.
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I think they’re talking about vaginas.
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“No problems here with the 50 per cent permeable requirement.”
Garden is waterwise too.
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Ze Franch , she is a difficile language , non ? The copy writer here has tried hard with many variations of fromage, fromagerie and fromager. I think the petite fromage is actually called Clarines des Perrin. A fromage made out of fromagerie might not be so good.
http://www.aoap.com.au/content_common/pr-cheese-portion-control_clarines-perrin.seo
No boadening of your wine palate with cheese also, as that is out of fashion.
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Well done Pete F for finding an example of luxe copywriting published without a single error – free line of text ! Spelling , syntax , sentence structure , grammar, punctuation , even foreign language usage is ubiquitously faulty ! Le posh sans frontieres ! Boom !
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The pungency is mild in this one
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I prefer my cheese ‘blue’.
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And we hope a cows’ milk one made of cows’ milk …
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So ‘ s the ‘ winter ‘
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The apostrophe – a perfect possessive accompainment
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… Or redundant contraction
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As was the way of cheese, the apostrophe was introduced into English in the 16th century in imitation of French practice.
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Did it not enter via the Swiss boarder?
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Maybe through accompainment , which is French for turn off spell check and have it with bread
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Am searching the net right now for images of Swiss boards ( or ‘ boads ‘ in Cotteslingo ) . Croix Blanche on field Crimson ?
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Swiss canton flags: that’s yer vexillological nirvana right there: they even have bears with erections.
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Holy crap ! What’s a Swiss boader to do ? Wax , buff , and fluff … No bears allowed even in the Jarrad street canton .
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Maybe OK in the Napoleon Street parklet.
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If no luck, try Scarborough sluts.
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Confucius ?
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Still , the fabufactor — no matter how inadvertent — of the boatshed cannot be denied !
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