Outrage Sunday 275 hot chip

Posted on January 1, 2017 by rottobloggo

HNY FuchsiaKuntz! May the relentless blue sky of your 2017 not be marred by teh Chemtrails! img_5180img_5181

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Sliding Doors

Posted on December 30, 2016 by AHC McDonald

I will only open the boot if it’s on the chain. You never know who’s in there. A chain latch. Wonderful. By Chris D. Hamilton Hill. 

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Kalamunda Parklet

Posted on December 29, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Another parklet. This one Kalamunda where place making desperation is kicking in as the town centre starts to resemble the set for a once well loved film made decades ago. Think Star Wars Tunisia. But as a construction, there’s not so much wrong with it – I guess. The cones are a nice touch. But the thing is, Kalamunda is not at all lacking in places to walk and sit. There are many such.  What it really has a shortage of is, (you can guess right?) parking spaces. Btw, The deserted streets are not (exactly) the result of Kala’s. Closed Monday cash only policy. It’s Christmas. 

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Gumnut Justice

Posted on December 28, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Suspending original pic policy for this marvellous news from Teh Toady.  Eschewing lounge room ingress, this driver has taken out one of the hated Smiths awful sculpture pieces. Surely they should be granted some mercy. Who has been harmed? They’ve made $30k of improvements.  If they can be guided maggoted or not to the John Curtin in Freo…

Thanks to Bento for seeing this absolute not worst. 

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Parklet Mania

Posted on December 27, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Are parklets really good for anything? Except for depriving honest Sigma drivers of three parking spots? Here is one outside the otherwise excellent Crow Books. Modelled on a detention centre . Would anyone even sit in this prison? Does anyone anywhere ever use them? More than people would want to park there? This one is particularly terrible. By Cimbali. 

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Stretching the Truth 

Posted on December 26, 2016 by AHC McDonald

A Nissan Navarra Limo. Nissan. Navarro. Limo.  I thought I dreamt it. But it’s real alright. A car even the gods thought impossible. Cottesloe Beach. 

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10 Christmases Down

Posted on December 25, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Can it really be ten worst Christmases?  The Poor Lisas and Bag O’Turnips and many others seem to have been and gone too quickly. Come back. To the many overseas worst providers, may your autofocus never be distracted by an irrelevant object close to the lens. 

To the future cunts, *sigh* welcome. To those of the past we miss you all.(except that one knobhead who got banned.) Tafecuntz? Well let federal funding sort them out. 

It has been a worthwhile journey no? Love youse pigs. 

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Farce Majeur

Posted on December 23, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Bento wept as he sent this-Wait, he did! What!?? It was Skype you Rainmakers!!-#truestoryfuckofffuturecunts. I know we’re always announcing Bayswater has reached rockbottom in the humiliation stakes, but this…is…different. Is there a level *below* cartridge world? The Slave 457 visa scam brothel gozleme van? Where you can also hire Predator sequels. When Jesters – even fucking Jesper, truth be told- wold shun these square hectares toxic to retail turnover, walkabiliy, lorry ingress and egress,  – you know that population density, skull density and vibrancy will suffer. And Post vibrancy unless  handled exquisitely. Which it won’t be. 

Why don’t we Bayswaterians sink the railway? We are such knobheads, it’s exactly what we would fucking do, after of course we shut down roller hockey, and listen baffled as a Councillor explains that he didn’t massacre any aborigines. In the absence of independent media, ( no offence) let me just say, Bayswater fuck off. Don’t sink any railways before there’s a reason to get off. Don’t study walkabilty until there something to walk to apart from losers who want to refill their pirated inkjet cartridges. 

I’m assured that “video library” is not compliant for Baysie’s futureAlexanderplatz, but still, what’s the difference? What’s the fucking difference? About time there was an editorial. 

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Pointy feet

Posted on December 22, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Masterpiece by Scott S. This either IS or is near to the Vietnamese boat memorial William Street Northbridge. The sharpened legs are a turn on, or turn off?

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Shark Victim

Posted on December 21, 2016 by AHC McDonald

I was IN THE WATER when the shark alarm went off at Cottesloe yesterday. You never think it’s going to happen to you, but when it does, COOL! 

I’ve always wanted to do it. 

Meanwhile, another victim. Mark The Slightly Damp Teatowel McGowan. We haven’t spoken about Teh towel recently, but who has. I heard him mumbling and bumbling in parliament. With every BARNETT government cockup, budget blowout and incompetence, he should be miles ahead. But bong banging Barnett is tipped to win.

What an indictment of Teh Damp towel. He’s going to fucken lose it. 

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