The Best of The Worst of Perth Twitter

Haven’t done a best of TWOP Twitter for a while. Current news alerts are in the sidebar, or subscribe to them all with The Worst of Perth rss news feed so you don’t miss any gold.

There’s also a new Asia Beat post.

Global warming clears gorilla mist. Mistless Rwandan gorillas are wandering the mountains in full view according to wildlife experts…

Perth sex workers not “Tantric compliant” – Sting. The rock star has shunned local sex workers for his upcoming tour, choosing to travel w…

Biosphere must be double brick – Council. Plans for Perth’s first envirodome are in tatters as City of Stirling insists on “Tuscan Style” con…

Convention Centre will not be sandbagged in case of Swan River flood. The Government will use a flood to erase the architectural monstrosity…

Lead spill may be behind Fremantle vibrancy – Study. Stilt walking, fire twirling, Drumming & veganism may be a result of lead poisoning say…

NZ PM calls for Maori apology to extinct Moas. John Key said, “A simple, “Sorry we killed and ate you all Bro.”” would “Build bridges” with e…

Melbourne barista fined for obscene coffee. A pattern created in a latte using foam and chocolate was an obvious “vagina & anus”, a judge has…

Clitoris finding iphone App only accurate to 1 metre. #thinkagainapple

Andrew Mallard – The Last Ten Minutes. New book by Colleen Egan…

Aung San Suu Kyi unlikely to get bond back after release from house – Landlord. “I don’t think the exhaust fan has ever been cleaned…

Vladimir Putin part cyborg – but it’s not the part you’d expect! Pam Casellas reveals the schematics in this weekend’s new West Magazine…

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3 Responses to The Best of The Worst of Perth Twitter

  1. Snuff says:

    The 70s analog ‘finder’ wasn’t much better.

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  2. Pete says:

    Is that a Smart Snuff? Prozzie by turnoff or something?

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  3. Bento says:

    Re – the Tod Johnston tweet. I note there is to be a benefit gig featuring V-Capri. And Peace, Love and All That Stuff. And Courtney Murphy. And Murphy’s Lore.

    Wait, isn’t that just 2 guys, masquerading as 4 bands?

    Any truth to the rumour there will also be appearances by Jefferson Airplane, Jefferson Starship, and Starship? And Jimmy Somerville, Bronski Beat, and The Commundards?

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