Outrage Sunday 294 the munted wheelbarrow

Posted on May 14, 2017 by rottobloggo

I found this intensely enraging. Why not just say 18 new bays on the other side. I am just a simple jerbalist – maths is hard! – but this sign is wrong anyway. I bet that tuckpoint-rougher Bento would say it’s the vibe of the sign that is important, not what it says.
This was far more agreeable.
So much depends
upon
a munted wheel
barrow
glazed with warm
Export
beside the white
bread verge.

Did I dream this? Or did they really clean out the train station so they could coat the floor – and thus the rest of us – with chemtrail ingredients?
News not so good for teh Sunday Crimes. Not as bad for teh West!

Ciao: I’m off for a ride in Mr Clampitt’s car!

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Dog

Posted on May 12, 2017 by AHC McDonald

A photo – although not a tableau- that I can’t stop looking at. A thing of beauty. Ya Dog. By James C. No doubt a Midland dog. Really nice. One for the future cunts to dawn over. Those fucken dogs. I can’t condemn any of it. Not worst. 

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wheelie bin murder table talk

Posted on May 11, 2017 by rottobloggo

“I’m finding it increasingly difficult to keep track of the various wheelie bin murders in this state,” Bento said.
“So this one is the non-emo, non-lesbian, non-witch wheelie bin murder. What’s it known as? The Water-Stealing Miners Wheelie Bin Murder?”
TLA’s thoughts were elsewhere. “I was expecting more outrage over mobile fucking parklets. Perhaps even as an inspiration for a wheelie bin murder.”
Me? “How hard is it to spell Drano right? For pity’s sake!”

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A rolling casket of wot the fuckery?

Posted on May 11, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Sometimes the only response to Bayswater is hysterical, desperate laughter. Was sent this by (I’m not sure I’m allowed to say who). And I thought it might be an attempt to hoax this organ. Mobile Parklets? An “Actor” led shambles through the deserted streets like Death’s tour in The Seventh Seal – highlighting what isn’t there anymore – and a crackpot speakers corner! – apparently council meetings are not enough for this. And these people want to be in charge of a sunken railway! 

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The Kaiser

Posted on May 10, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Bento went to Sydney, and, if you can believe him, there were no worsts apart from this! He suggests that because the name is Kaiser, there should have been a Hitler mo – in a kind of vertically integrated joke. The desultory nature of the vandalism, is that what is cutting edge now? A fluid gesture of the hand between the eyes, a sneer and a tossed off tooth job?  How embarrassing we are still stuck in parklet mode in Perth. 

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Feer is the key 

Posted on May 9, 2017 by AHC McDonald

I had actually dragged this to the bus stop when I suddenly got teh feer. Maybe it wasn’t an illiterate verge scour. Maybe there’s a paleo poodle bar in Mt Lawley called Feer? I put it back quietly. 

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Biked

Posted on May 8, 2017 by AHC McDonald

I have a serious question. What are you supposed to do here if you are a driver on Baysie’s new bike utopia May Street? What are you suppose to glean from the markings? A street resident told me “Nobody knows.” Are cars banned? Do they mix in with the bikes? Do they drive on the footpath? There is a narrow lane that finishes in dead ends. A mystery. 

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Outrage Sunday 293 DTRH

Posted on May 7, 2017 by rottobloggo

The trip back from Denmark was crazy! I was able to exercise my toilet talents at Kojonup and Williams.
After such rural rigours it was good to be back in the fleshpots. Behold: Subiaco’s newest parklet!
Does this qualify as toilet labour?
Even in the metropolis, there is still space.

Anyway. It’s all small fry when compared to the big picture. I may not be able to do the OS thing next weekend, as I’ll be helping to change the world.
“Can you imagine a world without money? It is money that controls us, enslaves us, and divides us. Money is the reason you have to work 8 hours a day at a job you hate, instead of following your dreams. It is the reason a child starves to death every 5 seconds somewhere on this planet.It creates hunger, poverty and crime. Without money, all these problems would disappear virtually overnight.
“I want to create a community of 1000 people who will change the world by proving it is possible to live without money… and not only live, but live better than people who are enslaved by money. Within this community you could do anything you wanted for a living… teach meditation, spiritual healing, write, paint, play music, sing. Follow your passion, whatever it may be. Once we have shown the world it is possible, others will want to follow our example, and it will start a domino effect that changes the world. If you want to know more, come to one of my meetups, and hear my ideas. I am especially interested in people who have their own ideas about how to change the world. Those are the people – above all others – that I want in my community. If you can’t bring an idea, be sure to bring an open mind. There are plenty of people who will think what I’m trying to achieve is impossible, and will even feel threatened by it. If that’s you, stay away: you’re part of the problem, not the solution.
“Tribal Meetings are where we get to know one another. You can bring along your idea for changing the world, or just listen to mine. See if you like me, and I like you. Tribal Meetings will be held fortnightly for the purpose of exchanging news, ideas and stories with each other, in order to bind the tribe together. The idea is one, big, happy family, but this will only happen if we get to know each other by coming together regularly.”
See you 2pm Saturday at the third floor food court in Carillon City.

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Craft Beer Played

Posted on May 5, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Yeah, it’s over. Craft beer is the new Corona. The James Squireation of craft beer has been completed. By Pete F.  Kwinania. 

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No Artists!

Posted on May 4, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Wanneroo has taken a tough stance against artists. Is it to protect their ill conceived, crappily crafted and poorly placed tilt ups from the beard spraying cans of Stormie Mills? Or are artists (rather than legitimate buyers) hogging the jumbo blocks of Coon and 5l catering casks of “classic white” at art openings? In either case Kudos. 

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