At first I wondered if it was a Howard Sattler biopic. Now I’m thinking it’s a nautical version of Cast Away. Will Bobby be as triumpant in his new venture as he was in All The President’s Men? Now that was a film. Anything that has the gerbalists as heroes is not worst. Deep Throat, the balcony flowerpot, Dustin Hoffman’s heroic smoking, “follow the money”, CREEP. Good times! Who will play me in the triumpant film about my dazzling investigation of the Cottesloe toilets? 
Also there is the subtle triumpantcy of correcting office signs. This is not laminated, but I’m sure you’ll agree it hits the spot. 
Have to run: I’m late for a meeting! 
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