Tales from the Cage

Cynthia C notes that the laminator is always the problem, not the slamming gate. Are they really sleeping at 1am, or are they more likely waiting up, perched on top of the fridge with pricked ears and the laminator gently humming? ie, Rolly’s house.cage

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20 Responses to Tales from the Cage

  1. cheapfame says:

    For mine this is concerning on many levels.

    1.Landscape orientation.
    2.Font selection and use of all caps.
    3.Apparent use of colour ink used in print. Outrageous.
    4.Type and distribution of tape.
    5.Confrontartional / aggressive tone.

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  2. Reign of Error says:

    La Cage aux folly

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  3. rottobloggo says:

    “Her womb was a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.”

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  4. Bento says:

    I get the feeling this person didn’t think through their decision to live in an apartment in the city.

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  5. Rolly says:

    Rolly’s house? FTW.
    My complaint at 1:00 AM is that I have to get up for a pee and can’t get back to sleep because the cows in the next paddock have had their calves taken from them and are complaining vociferously..
    Other than that I’m more concerned about the lack of rain which you Metrocentric Twats (©Rolly 2008) have snaffled for yourselves.
    Dry as the proverbial dead dingo’s donger.
    The price of flour for breadmaking will be at a premium next year; but, worst of all, malting barley will be almost unobtainable.
    Back into the Bundy then, I guess.

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  6. Zuben says:

    Urban vibrancy writ large

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  7. Rong1 says:

    Please stop people trying to sleep? Bang the gate.

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  8. cynthia says:

    ugh, where o where am i gonna share prospective cases of inner city aggression, post-TWOP?

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