Outrage Sunday 300 survelance persuit

That Smurf-platinumiser Bento will be impressed: I’ve added another string to my bow. I wasn’t content at just being Cott’s Toilet King, and have added Medical Waste Sifter to my resume. This was in Claremont. Krazy Kym googled after looking through my photos and thought it might have been from an arthroscopy. She could be a gerbalist like me!
Nothing was falling off the back of this truck! Those crazy t’othersiders!
I was a bit worried about this – I’d calculated I’d be up for 160 large a year – until I was told it was bogus. The Greens are cross about it. But are Red Sea Pedestrians really white?
Is the warning necessary? This place was impregnable! Gartrell Street, Midland.
Enjoy the rest of your weekend, and your relentless persuit of happiness!

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6 Responses to Outrage Sunday 300 survelance persuit

  1. Zuben says:

    What do magenta excretions , eugenic politics and paranoia have in common ?

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  2. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Clearly someone got sick and tired of being ambulance ramped at Charlies and decided to take things into their own hands. Should get the wait times stats down though.

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  3. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    That seems like a very modest proposal. Are we sure it came from the Greens?

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    • Sir Bill International says:

      The leaflet has a black and white copy of the greens logo , how can it not be ? The Protocols of Zion was a similarly authentic document.

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  4. Snuff says:

    Yet again, magnificent buffwork on the Docs.

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