Category Archives: worst of perth

Love. Hate. Purchase.

Posted on July 6, 2017 by Bento

TLA is wintering in the TWOP dacha in Camillo, and is now quite literally phoning it in.  Did he expect me to prepare this post whne I’m 6 bourbons deep? Did he fuck.  Or maybe he did, in the same … Continue reading →

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Yallingup Phwoar

Posted on July 5, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Couldn’t let TWOP finish without highlighting some more of our wonderful unpublished Phwoar. This section a masterpiece mainly by Alex. Has Tim ever reached these heights of literature?  No. He has not. ” It’s absolutely magnificent “…the understated chandelier that … Continue reading →

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Burberry 

Posted on June 27, 2017 by AHC McDonald

This is the gateway to Maddington. Currently site of Maddington Burberry and Versace pop up. Why is the underground from the airport going to Baysie not here? By Jesse B. 

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Cotton

Posted on June 22, 2017 by AHC McDonald

This is a tableaux, no risk. Right? The blue chair?

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Keep Flying

Posted on June 12, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Unlike other groups of areseholes and knobheads, car flag wallahs have been as scarce as autumn, winter and spring rains. And summer rains. But kudos here. But is this Coles style early Xmas  tinsel, or is it lazy  xenophobia from … Continue reading →

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Mrs Palmer’s Fortress

Posted on June 8, 2017 by AHC McDonald

I thought I’d posted this. But can’t find it. Fortress Palm in Joondanna. By Chris D. Also, the limestone letterbox has escaped sanction over the years.

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Wattsie & Martin do Maylands

Posted on June 5, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Originally posted on The Worst of Perth:
Audiophile Natalia Fan#1 shows off more of his collection with Wattsie and Martin at The Maylands Town Hall with the two unaccountably popular and universally terrible 1970s Perth radio Stars. The album is…

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The Fineal Solution

Posted on May 18, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Several people have been passing this around. A Morley home of such profound ugliness that it is the front runner for the design of the piazza that will be built over Bayswater Station. No need for 12 storeys. The lower … Continue reading →

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A rolling casket of wot the fuckery?

Posted on May 11, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Sometimes the only response to Bayswater is hysterical, desperate laughter. Was sent this by (I’m not sure I’m allowed to say who). And I thought it might be an attempt to hoax this organ. Mobile Parklets? An “Actor” led shambles … Continue reading →

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The Kaiser

Posted on May 10, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Bento went to Sydney, and, if you can believe him, there were no worsts apart from this! He suggests that because the name is Kaiser, there should have been a Hitler mo – in a kind of vertically integrated joke. … Continue reading →

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