The Fineal Solution

Several people have been passing this around. A Morley home of such profound ugliness that it is the front runner for the design of the piazza that will be built over Bayswater Station. No need for 12 storeys. The lower floor will host Baysie Burberry’s, which will fail because there is no front – or even side door! A portal to Moora through the bin (known as the Sulo Solution) with a fineal (interrogating the relentless blue etc…) up your arse. Done and done. It’s so damaging to the soul, it might as well be Town of Cambridge!brutto1

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21 Responses to The Fineal Solution

  1. Jerry Cockhead says about the Cockmaster range , of which this is an example :” the rigid symmetry of the home is only broken by the two front small square windows where you can place your machine guns and the home avoids the quadruple threats of grass, eaves , unwanted access and colour.”

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  2. Zuben says:

    Well it s what passes for rigid symmetry when something s built maxed out to the r-codes .

    Q : How could this get any uglier ?

    A : StormiEEE !

    PS : Finial does not rhyme with Pineal

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  3. midlifeslutblog says:

    It’s the Jehovah’s Witness Protector home.

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  4. Shazza says:

    Shit, that fucking name is doing my head in ^^.Keep forgetting to change it. (don’t bother clicking people, it’s a joke, not an actual blog)

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  5. Bento says:

    Nobody thinks to make a feature of their gas meter any more. Lovely work.

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  6. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    I would buy that house. Once you are inside you don’t have to look at it.

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    • Bento says:

      I’m not convinced you can get inside, but.

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      • Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

        A BGC spec meth lab or grow house I suspect. This is the only way to make money out of Perth property for the next few years. Cut some doors in the place when the market has turned.

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  7. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    How are you supposed to use the Sulo portal if it gets filled with dead emo lesbian vampires and bin day isn’t till next week?

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    • Bento says:

      I can never remember if it’s dead emo lesbian witch week, or dead FIFO meth debtor week. So I just put them both out.

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  8. Rong1 says:

    Where are the concrete lions or the recess for The Madonna?

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  9. vegan says:

    what particularly irks me is the asymmetry of those small windows.

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  10. Yeah Right says:

    Oh the Humanity!!

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  11. BSWAM says:

    That’s pretty astounding. I like the fact that it appears to be one of at least two.

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  12. juantrak says:

    It’s a burglars house, you fools. They never can get used to entry and exit through normal doorways, they always go in and out through the windows.

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