This seen by Mr Ernie on the Midland side of Guildford Grammar. “For the Midland parents who wear thongs with their jeans,” he said. 
TLA was enraged: “This is what we’ve come to?” That’s why he’s the blogger and I’m the reporter – I investigate. I can reveal Tim Winton’s new (unpulped) novel will be The Painted Cow. A western suburbs stray wanders around the small towns of the south-west in a futile search for his book club. While in the company of a Vibrancy Department-funded artist, he observes how the woman takes a cow and paints it several colors. Then she releases the cow back into its paddock, but when the painted cow comes upon the herd, they see it as an intruder and viciously attacks the cow until it runs across the road and is hit by a LandCruiser being driven by the artist’s landlord. 
I just loved this to bits: Guildford Hotel, 6PR personality, Karl Langdon, presented Gary Adshead, audible surprise, hunger. The hunger of a man who hasn’t had a Nannup parmy for years.
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Inaudible surprise can be really tough to convey on radio. Asshat was wise to leave that to the pros.
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I tried many times but only managed it once, during a demo outside the Stock Exchange.
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Was the Langdon/ Guildford newsflash written by Brendan Foster by any chance? I rate him Perth’s laziest journo.
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Ms Heather McNeill. Apologies for my laziness: I have provided a link (where you can watch a journalist drink beer!), and read about the “decor perceptive”.
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Yeah. The fucker sources all of his stories from thee Freo Massive Facebook page.
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https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/wa/a/33048304/sculptures-moo-ve-into-the-city/#page1
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The next six weeks ? According to this report, it’s going to be 1998 forever.
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If Perth had a pulse Boris Langdon would have his finger on it.
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Why doesn’t TLA have an amount of irrational hatred for Mr Langdon that is equal to what he feels about Mr Winton, or Justin Langer, or The Triffids?
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Like Barra, Boris is just an amiable bumbler. He’s reduced to selling blinds and reviewing fish & chip shops. That’s hardly the stuff to generate blinding rage. More like sympathy.
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Fair enough. Although I still feel strongly ambivalent about Dennis Lillee taking the Carpet Call coin.
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Totally different. Lillee was a hero with a solid reputation for being a total cunt. Boris was a happy go lucky dickhead from day one.
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If you turn the sound up and listen closely you can hear the Channel 7 studio producer’s sigh of relief at the end of every Barra sports segment.
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He’s from my home village. Shackleton.
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We Shacklewegians have to stick together.
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Did you sit next to him in class?
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What’s worse ,the cow out the front of Council House or the one inside it ? Both will be removed.
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I saw Karl Landon vomit at a party once. Out on the front lawn.
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Phwoaaarr!
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