Outrage Sunday 267 The Painted Cow

This seen by Mr Ernie on the Midland side of Guildford Grammar. “For the Midland parents who wear thongs with their jeans,” he said. 2016-10-22-11-10-39
TLA was enraged: “This is what we’ve come to?” That’s why he’s the blogger and I’m the reporter – I investigate. I can reveal Tim Winton’s new (unpulped) novel will be The Painted Cow. A western suburbs stray wanders around the small towns of the south-west in a futile search for his book club. While in the company of a Vibrancy Department-funded artist, he observes how the woman takes a cow and paints it several colors. Then she releases the cow back into its paddock, but when the painted cow comes upon the herd, they see it as an intruder and viciously attacks the cow until it runs across the road and is hit by a LandCruiser being driven by the artist’s landlord. img_6604
I just loved this to bits: Guildford Hotel, 6PR personality, Karl Langdon, presented Gary Adshead, audible surprise, hunger. The hunger of a man who hasn’t had a Nannup parmy for years.img_4865img_4866

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19 Responses to Outrage Sunday 267 The Painted Cow

  1. Bento says:

    Inaudible surprise can be really tough to convey on radio. Asshat was wise to leave that to the pros.

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  2. Shazza says:

    Was the Langdon/ Guildford newsflash written by Brendan Foster by any chance? I rate him Perth’s laziest journo.

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    • rottobloggo says:

      Ms Heather McNeill. Apologies for my laziness: I have provided a link (where you can watch a journalist drink beer!), and read about the “decor perceptive”.

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    • Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:

      Yeah. The fucker sources all of his stories from thee Freo Massive Facebook page.

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  3. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    If Perth had a pulse Boris Langdon would have his finger on it.

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  4. Sir Bill International says:

    What’s worse ,the cow out the front of Council House or the one inside it ? Both will be removed.

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  5. Hot Kreemy says:

    I saw Karl Landon vomit at a party once. Out on the front lawn.

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