Category Archives: worst food

Outrage Sunday 14 Valley of Death

Six hours getting on and off a bus in the Swan Valley yesterday for someone’s 50th: by the time it was 3.30pm and we were wrapping up at a brewery I was longing for a giant mariachi-playing dugong to fall … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 13 Toast

A long long time ago I pitched my brilliant idea about a toast column to an editor: a weekly interview with a Perthonality about their toaster and the way they like their toast. There are some wired toasters out there … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday Legs 11

I got a bit sulky when Krazy Kym wouldn’t let me buy this water slide. It was even on special for $299. Judging by the photos it enables you to float in the air. Magic. Probably just as well: the … Continue reading

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Where Are We Going?

This just in from one of my insane northern suburb clown posses, Benny and the Jatz. Benny says: “This is desolate…the ghostly salty, fatty food hangs above the heads of the innocent children, sword of Damocles-like, mocking their feeble attempt … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday V

Is it really the end? Oprah ostensibly bade us farewell last on Friday night, but I fear she will again lurch into our lives, a la Frankenstein’s monster, all too soon. What a superb piece of calculating candy floss she … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 4

Head pounding, lips cracked and dry, neighbour hammering at drums, and power off for six hours while something is done with power poles. So thank god an associate brought this back from his Camino walk. It is a nail clipper … Continue reading

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outrage sunday 2

Last night, which had become dawn in the manner a dugong rose from the murky depths, Outrage Cohen looked up to see his gormless face reflected in the window. Only just before he’s been perusing an email from his boss … Continue reading

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porkfest

Holly C’s other half picked this up on his way past the butcher at the Innaloo shops. “Sounds like it should be some kind of adult expo,” she says. The floating broccoli is nice, but I’m disappointed they don’t have … Continue reading

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prambulate

Beechboro.

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huray for hairy chicen

Would you believe Bag O’Turnips has a little sister? Would you believe she is a Worst warrior? I speak the truth: Lil’ Sis’ O’T sent these three outstanding pics. She reckons Huray In was outside Retravision Midland, on Great Eastern … Continue reading

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