Category Archives: Uncategorisable Worsts

Don’t let the Stargate hit your arse on the way out

Posted on November 11, 2009 by AHC McDonald

G’Day sends in this portal to another dimension. Perhaps you can step through into a tourism zone such as Midland where the shops are open late and McGyver battles mutant locals. Apparently the Terry Tyzac Aquatic centre can be seen … Continue reading →

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You get fork

Posted on November 10, 2009 by AHC McDonald

I happened to bump into to a couple of lovely TWOP fans Kat and Jasper at Threeninenine Bar on my way home last night. Only thing is, the fuckers were bending forks. You heard me. They had a huge box … Continue reading →

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Open the pod bay doors ANZ machine.

Posted on November 6, 2009 by AHC McDonald

This isn’t funny, but is a Perth worst. ANZ why is your Curtin ATM always fucking broken even though it is brand new? Why is it as unreliable as the old one? Do you just not bother to fill it … Continue reading →

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Bones

Posted on November 5, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Back to Claremont tonight. Odd pic on the wall. Claremont Teacher College students on study camp 1912. High pants. Broken bones and human skeletons.

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Claremont Crack Cleaner

Posted on November 3, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Apart from a  pint of beer that cost $10, there was another worst in Claremont as I waited for my Chinese calligraphy class. This metrocentric bath. Or at least I think it is a bath. So this is how the … Continue reading →

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9 forces Driving Vibrancy

Posted on October 29, 2009 by AHC McDonald

I was seething with rage that I was only at number two for google searches on Perth vibrancy. Until I read the effort from the Chamber of Commerce and Industry. I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this. They win. There … Continue reading →

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Pantomine

Posted on October 26, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Can an obscenity be risible? Orbea correctly assumes that this would be worst worthy. Students must be lining up to make complete tits of themselves poncing around in a fake mine in Northbridge. And $98 000 seems like it wouldn’t … Continue reading →

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Trucks new target for Barnett

Posted on October 14, 2009 by AHC McDonald

After taking on the mighty bong industry, Colin (Asleep before he even got to the wheel) Barnett and Rob (Starka) Johnson will turn their attention to trucks. Thanks to Cimbali for this picture. No doubt Labor will also blindly support … Continue reading →

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Housefrau

Posted on October 12, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Strangely I’ve had no worst photos from Curtin’s Oktoberfest. I saw the aftermath here though. I keep calling that beer Hausfrau rather than Hoffbrau. I like my pronunciation better. Munchen Hausfraus Batman!

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White Swan

Posted on October 9, 2009 by AHC McDonald

In the light of the blackface controversy which (not surprisingly for TWOP) erupted on a post about two poles in Northbridge, I scoured my garden for a concrete aborigine to contribute. I could only find this from my private worst … Continue reading →

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