After taking on the mighty bong industry, Colin (Asleep before he even got to the wheel) Barnett and Rob (Starka) Johnson will turn their attention to trucks. Thanks to Cimbali for this picture. No doubt Labor will also blindly support this truck arresting policy. 
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Well done Colon Bayonet
This is a step in the right direction. It literally screams vibrancy.
You WAnkers shouldn’t sit around and snigger.
Perhaps we need more of this kind of thing.
A quasi-femo-chauvinist arrester bed at Curtin.
A Mike Ward arrester bed at Perth Train Station.
An obvious metaphor arrester bed at muresk.
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Good lateral thinking WATching. A Vibracy arrester at all WA’s airports an borders.
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Now I wish I had said that.
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Henceforth he shall be known as ‘Colon Bayonet’ in the Phreestyle household.
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indeed, bravo
I too shall be using Colon Bayonet, ad nauseam
this is how those viral things start
I believe that the Ellenbrook Railway ends in one of these arrestor beds
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oh crap
Colon Bayonet(c 2009)
Too late?
Crap, it’s the winged keel all over again.
BTW: I too wrote arrestor initally but the sign clearly says arrester. Is that right?
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Anything would be an improvement on the old truck laws.
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He must be drinking a bottle of Auroch Toro.
https://theworstofperth.com/2009/10/13/the-spanish-steps/
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Yeah right, just like they’re going to extend trading hours.
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One day while smoking a bong, talking on my mobile phone and generally not paying attention, I drove into it thinking it was a gravel road. It’s not, it’s car quicksand. Highly unrecommended.
I think my car is still there.
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A few years ago I drove past one of these and there was a bunch..
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of poor sods trying to exrtact their car from it. It looked like they’d just gone in there for fun but the car sunk to its axles, however they got far enough in that their mates car with the tow rope couldn’t get close enough to pull it out.
I can only assume their car too slowly submerged and that’s why it’s no longer visible.
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Well done Colon Bayonet
This is a step in the right direction. It literally screams vibrancy.
You WAnkers shouldn’t sit around and snigger.
Perhaps we need more of this kind of thing.
Er, weren’t these truck arrester beds introduced more than 15 farking years ago after the Greenmount hill accident?
“Colon Bayonet”? Get your fucking hand off it.
Unless it’s a TWoP in joke? …and I’m sure the lovely Shazza will set me straight any moment now if it is.
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it’s a joke.
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The reason I originally took the photo was because someone decided to build their house in the small triangle of land between the arrester bed and the highway which means they can send the kids out into the back yard to play in the gravel, dodging the out of control juggernauts or onto the highway out the front to throw stones at the in control juggernauts!
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isn’t there a sign somewhere telling kids not to play in it? i certainly remember hearing stories of near misses as the little darlings played in the gravel.
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I wonder how many trucks have ever used it.
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not enough. could be a spectator sport – bathurst on greenmount.
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“Colon Bayonet”? Get your fucking hand off it.
Shouldn’t that be
‘you xxxxxx xxxxxxxx xxx xxxxx xxx WAnk’
This is the bit you wanted edited right WA?
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Oh crap. I may have a cut and paste problem there…
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WAtching I don’t know where youv’e come from but I do appreciate the fact you push the envelope.
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High praise fom the High Priestess…
I’ll keep pushing if them if you keep licking them…
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Come come.
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Only once actually. These things take time to reload.
I do see your point though. My research confirms that they were put in 15 years ago, though no mention of farking.
TLA: is there any way i can have my irrelevant comment taken down.
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WAtching if any of us could have comments we posted and subsequently regretted retracted by LA, there would be a whole lot less to read.
Irrelevant it may be, but as long as it is irreverent it stays.
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Not so, a simple request and I’ll remove any comment. Cookster made me erase a about 50 of his anti Chong comments. WA, I dodn’t know exactly what bit you wanted edited, so i erased where you said “snigger”. Or did you mean to leave that and take out something else?
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If that’s the case I’ll send you a list tonight.
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I should have said that i’ll remove anything except that altar polishing comment.
The date on each comment has a link. Those wishing to erase should send me that so I can find it, rather than say rooting through 1000 Patti Chong comments.
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How about those gravatar tests I did in Suggest for starters?
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When you change your gravatar it changes it universally. Any old comment referencing the same email will have changed.
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What’s that got to do with erasing those stupid test comments?
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Oh, comments. Send the link and they’re gone. for PC’s right mouse click on datetime link and save link location.
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Nah I read those again the other day Shazza and they were piss funny – I say leave them in
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Just for you G’day they can stay. Keeps me humble.
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Can i retract my retraction… if thats OK with the Big Ram.
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I liked it better before too, WAtching.
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Bugger. better*
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Fearing for your kahunas, cookster?
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Aww, now I feel bad, WAtaching.
True story: My missus-at-the-time lived in Greenmount, and her dad and his bro’ were waiting at the traffic lights when it hapened.
The truck clipped the car behind them and summersaulted and killed the poor chick in the car one or two in front of them.
She said they came back home, shaking like leaves, and proceded to get shitfaced drunk on Polish vodka.
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My father apparently lost his brakes with a truck full of wheat there many years ago and shot the intersection, however he was lucky enough not to crush anyone.
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Er… let that be a lesson to us all.
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And then I probably gave her a good seeing-to.
Probably.
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If he was shaking like a leaf, why waste it?
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My Cousin was working at Dick Smiths at the time and saw the whole thin g happen – je came home and took the rest of the day off as was a nervous wreck.
Meanwhile I heard it all on the scanner – chaos sounds like an apt word – a friend of ours was at our place at the time and then decided to go in his ute and collect all the wheat on the road – typical Italian freeloader :-)
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WAtching, welcome to the club. it’s the best part of it actually. thinking that next time you won’t dive in then doing it anyway! shazzas right of course about retracting comments and pushing the envelope. keep up the good work.
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I’m still laughing at the concept of a vibrancy arrester at the airport from Bill.
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Shouldn’t Frank C have chimed in with a comment about how political reality means that Ripper has to match the coalition’s arrester policy?
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Mr Shazza’s No Che Day shirt has arrived. All good.
Now we will each have a TWOP shirt for our Rotto vac in 2 days.
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Jeezus should I be warning Jesus?
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We have offsping in tow these days, all very sedate and Christianly. Wait, Christians drink don’t they?
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The general rule is:
Micks drink. And how.
Church of Enger-landers are abstemious.
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I have heard that the council up there are sick of the arrester bed.
A request has been made to Gomboc Gallery to see it can be moved there.
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Offtopic Request,
I’ve just recieved an email from Steve Gordon asking for a copy of Trevor Carleson’s “Day Trip To Rotto” which 6PR don’t even have a copy – if you have an mp3 Can you please contact me via Lazy Aussie ?
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I remember it (almost) well. Wasn’t it Watts and Martin? It was right up there with “Shaving Cream”.
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Kwality,
The song was recorded by one of the announcers Trevor Carleson and was a parod y of Day Trip to Bangor, and funds raised were donated to Telethon – Shaving Cream was on the flip side.
While doing some research to try a find an mp3 online I noticed it was featured on the February 10th edition of RTR’s “Music Mix” program.
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The accident happened in 1992. The ‘chick’ that died was one of my brothers closest friends as she was in his year at high school. She was out delivering her 21st birthday invitations [to be held 3 wks later] with her older sister who was a friend of mine.
Her older sister almost died, in hospital a VERY long time and being the only children of their parents it was awful to think they could lose both their children. Luckily, she made it and has her own children now.
It was a tragic accident.
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