Category Archives: Uncategorisable Worsts

Fragrance will dispense into your hand

Paddy’s Alehouse Kalgoorlie. By Jaidyn Jaxxon. How low would you have to get to pay $1:00 for this ejaculation? You would be wasting your time buying condoms. You are basically asking to be raped by FIFOS. Fuck off. Then you … Continue reading

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Bin Girl

Well doesn’t everyone? But a wheelie bin ad is a great idea. Gumtree is soooooo played. Wait, her rotting corpse is in there isn’t it? By Senectus. Alexander Heights.

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Perth Preppers

Apologies for no Outrage Sunday, but I have been preparing for an exciting event which starts in an hour: Perth Preppers Survival 2012 Coffee at the Mall (you might need to be a Meetup member to see the link). “This … Continue reading

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Lickers

But we never lost our juxtapositioning. By Lucas W, Canning (Helen’s) Highway.

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Morley Tableau

By B. It’s a VHS tape, not a dead crow. And I like the kind of subtle weight watchers parking insult. In the background you can almost see the lions that used to be the background picture for the blog. … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 75 following money upstream

I’m indebted to Fremantlebiz for this gem: “Something hanging from beneath an elderly lady’s car while crossing the Stirling Bridge in East Freo on Friday afternoon.” As TLA says, so old they are worst again. No balls isn’t the problem … Continue reading

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The streets of this paradise are paved with swans…

Simon G. saw these WA 150th paving slabs, removed presumably during the city development upheaval, sitting behind wire mesh at the City’s Osborne Park depot. She -Ra says that they wil definitely be reused, although I’m not sure if she … Continue reading

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Vodka comes from the barrel of a gun

We have a great bottleshop in Embleton. (Although you’d think I’d rate a free stubbie holder after all the piss I’ve bought.) Anyway, it caters for all tastes. At (I think $400) do they sell? Apparently yes. A dude bought two. … Continue reading

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Mechanics Institute

A strip club stubbie holder in the urinal of small bar Mechanics Institute. I really liked the place, although there was a customer shouting out, “I hate Muslims. I hate Muslims. I really hate them Ay.” Also, the bar was … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 74 fellow illuminati

This lonely City Beach wok gives me haiku urges. It’s south CB, of course. Scarborough surfboards are also coastally poetic, although I’m thinking more villanelle here, with a dash of unmetered Wintoning. But ultimately, with or without our woks and … Continue reading

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