Vodka comes from the barrel of a gun

We have a great bottleshop in Embleton. (Although you’d think I’d rate a free stubbie holder after all the piss I’ve bought.) Anyway, it caters for all tastes. At (I think $400) do they sell? Apparently yes. A dude bought two. One for each hip.

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20 Responses to Vodka comes from the barrel of a gun

  1. skink says:

    is KAM-HNKOB Russian for ‘complete knob’ ?

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  2. Tullio says:

    So, how many shots? Boom-boom.

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  3. mancey says:

    Awaiting the better homes and gardens segment when they turn one of the empties into a “funky” neon wall hanging or something

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  4. rottobloggo says:

    I’m looking forward to the Swan Stout bottle.

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  5. Beef says:

    Every home should have one.
    You can almost guarantee the bogan who buys this will have a whole Facebook album entitled “gun vodka madness”,

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  6. PeteF? says:

    Nobody gives a fuck about bottleo hatred sites like this & guncontrolaustralia etc. It just truly brings nothing but bad news for the industry & creates a complaint platform, where un-cultured, inexperienced comedians like you get together to shove your opinions down keen adventurous punters throats. Think you’re a gun nut? Take a tip from a Published Industry flogger. Don’t spread hate, leave your weapons at the door, don’t give bottleshops a rating according to your own tastes, and leave the little guy alone. Because guess what, that bottlo got the highest rating in the closest to home category, by an editor who lives nearby & sticks up your ass. End Rant!

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  7. Legend 101 says:

    This is gold!

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