Category Archives: Uncategorisable Worsts

haiku expose

Forget TLA’s earlier witterings: the mainstream media has investigated the haiku competition. David ‘Swear Bear’ Bell had the scoop. TLA may have been commended – but I am the poet who has been published. The Voice also has a report … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts | Tagged , , | 43 Comments

early scoop

Teh West Online was Johnny-on-the-spot with the big legal news this morning. The verdict on the Lloyd Rayney appeal started at 1130: WAToady had it up at 1148 – but was comprehensively beaten by Teh Internets Worst, which had it … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst newspaper, worst website | Tagged , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Outrage Sunday 115 confessions

Two more pics from the heart of the Blackwood Valley. No teens, tweens, pre-adolescents, or pre-teens THANK you. Inside I found some titillating literature: a steal at $4! How about those Dockers! Both TLA and the Rainmaker were predictably sclerotic … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst architecture, worst book, worst house, worst objects, worst sign | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 7 Comments

Nannup redback

Yikes! I was frightened. Note the Nannup Hotel in the background, home of the Lithuanian parmy.

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst sculpture | Tagged , , , | 5 Comments

Nannup Gormley

Yes, I said Gormley: Antony Gormley has moved to Nannup. The British sculptor is refueling on parmy in between his epic installations. His work has taken on a porcine bent: I’m unsure if it has anything to do with the … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts | Tagged | 4 Comments

Nannup parmy

The debasement of the language continues. I was so enraged I stormed into the Nannup Hotel asking if they did Bulgarian Parmy. They told me I didn’t know what day of the week it was.

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst language | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 52 Comments

Will this wind?

For some reason I thought Cockburnians (nee Fremantonians) would be against wind farms. Aren’t they linked to county bumpkins soiling themselves ? Or having dark thoughts? Is there any Cockburn activity not centred on the fairly unimpressive Clancys? Fremantle is … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts | Tagged , , , | 33 Comments

Outrage Sunday 114 The Bunker off the Bumpkobahn

Apologies for the late OS. Krazy Kym and I soaking in rural vibrancy. We’re soaking in it! Much from Nannup to share later in the week, including the trophies hanging from the verandah of Shazza’s Blackwood River hideaway! But for … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst house | 9 Comments

Arse Master

A one car vibrancy remastering of Subiaco, as seen by Pete F. Maybe Maylands hasn’t won yet! I hope he has somebody covering Saturdays. I assume it’s directed at the parking inspector, although I would hope it is aimed at … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts | Tagged , | 9 Comments

tyred of life

“The man who is tired of Oxford Street in Leedy is tired of life,” no-one said ever. Although I do miss 130. I once saw Basil Zempilas there in a pair of fresh-out-of-the-box white thongs. Here’s another shot from last … Continue reading

Posted in not worst, Uncategorisable Worsts, Worst suburb | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 8 Comments