Category Archives: Uncategorisable Worsts

The Man Booker Prizes committee writes

Cunts.    

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Back doorz

Cottesloe. And can I say, more whiting, fewer wedges? That was a plate of chips with the barest dusting of fish.  

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The Cup

A masterpiece by Tim G, that could have only been improved by a Dennis Connor shaped stain amidships. This is not even 30 years old! Upcycle you plonkers. Arera? The prostitute precinct, Highgate.

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discover Maddington

Yes, Maddington. Way past the Bourbon Street part. From Teh Voice.

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Outrage Sunday 223 art attacks

Here’s a sneak peek of my bid to be at Sculpture by the Sea next year. The hungover bear staggers to the toilet, sits, and falls off. Repeat. Any suggestions on what to call it?      Or what about some … Continue reading

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Rolled Gold

Superb shot by Hovean. Midland.  This one really challenges New York. I wonder if the louvres are as secure as the door though.   

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Nee How

By James N. I have always thought of Nedlands as an ordering sexual kind of place. Surely Sir Charles would have put some order into the swinging Nedlands scene? The dead hand of nearby Subiaco no doubt. Can you really … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 222 the price of fame

That’s easy for this whyteboard in Shenton Park to say. Free to do what? Free of what? ‘Grants me years of sickness and fever/make me sleepless for months at a time./Take away my child and my lover/and the mysterious gift … Continue reading

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Dispose of culture responsibly

James N sent me a cavalcade of perversion. ie a zip file. Including this discarded didgeridoo box stained with the borewater of southern whiteys.  No. There’s more outrage to come! This is the least of it. And also. Wot fuck? … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 221 party pack

So much depends Upon An empty party Pack Of silvery nangs Beside the munted white Shih-tzu.   

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