Beat the cream until medium peaks form
Fold it firm into a heavenly curd
Some people hate those who surpass the norm
Avoid the journo who smells like a turd.
Whip the whites until they are stiff and shine
Great work is done in a chilled mixing bowl
Why do people want to take what is mine?
I’ve done heaps for my city, won the poll.
Add the juice, brandish the spoon, add the zest
Light but with a bite: doesn’t it scream Spring?!
I don’t stay in trash; in chains I’m the best
I have declared that I value my bling.
I’ve given Perth a sweet and sour tart
But they respond by ripping out my heart.
Worst Talk
AHC McDonald on Jesus saves to D drive Anonymous on Jesus saves to D drive Ringo dingo on Pizza Showtime! Paul D Gregory on Pizza Showtime! Ringo dingo on Pizza Showtime! Scott Barkla on Mike Hunt liam g on Poseidon’s Penis skink on A Two Snack Solution AHC McDonald on A Two Snack Solution skink on A Two Snack Solution Anonymous on Squeal like a Pig Anonymous on Chinky Chow Laurel Cetinic Dorol on Rooting on The Wrackline Cass nicholas on Alexander The Great’s… What Eva on The Lament of The Six Mil… Online Now
The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay
The Worst of Perth 
We don’t deserve She-Ra. We should be grateful she deigns teh Pert with her presence.
LikeLike
She ra — the tim winton of local politics
LikeLike
… also , they are both ‘ blond(e) ‘
LikeLike
Kkross withednel relative WHAT Went wrong there ed???
.
.
LikeLike
Female
Pale
Stale
LikeLike
Telltale detail fail
Jail
LikeLike
wow – end of days all round
LikeLike
I’d like to read Tim Winton’s version of “The Dirty Girl”, a real look at Perth’s lowlife.
LikeLike