Author Archives: rottobloggo

Outrage Sunday 206 Miller time!

It’s Penny Miller catalogue time again! Once again I have selflessly thought of what will make my Worsting comrades happy! I know Bento will love these dolphin stickers for his executive bathroom at his work! He will be one of … Continue reading

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moon story shot

Thirty-one years ago on Monday, we landed on the moon…NOT! I won’t be able to prepare Outrage Sunday tomorrow, as I’ll be at a Backyard Cinema event in Kewdale, via Perth Truth Seekers. “Backyard Cinema returns with an alternative look … Continue reading

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Two little ducks

As TLA said in another place, after I posted an abandoned wine bottle outrage, usually you would also see abandoned undies, or a musical instrument. Something! But here in Shenton Park this morning: nothing.      

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Work ethic

Sheesh. It seems like only yesterday I was fridge FAGged. Now my work ethic is being publicly questioned. I must try harder. But as Yoda says: “There is no try, there is only do.”    

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Vulgar David

Bento (for it is he) asks: “Is Melbourne turning into Perth? Can there be any clearer proof that we’re in a Po-Vi era?” I ask: “Why doesn’t this happen in Claremont?” The Grauniad has the scoop: ‘Vulgar’ four-metre concrete copy … Continue reading

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Mystery art

The usual redback for the person who can illuminate us about this, which I think was on Newcastle Street, near the Hatch building. I don’t know much about public art, but I know it’s no Der Rufer.   

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Outrage Sunday 205 sweat chilli sauce

Prawn crakers, chicen noodles, and sweat chilli sauce: on the menu at hot new small bar Liam’s Shreddings now! But no sauce at Fire & Ice anymore. Just a mousetrap, Astroturf, and half an oyster shell. The humanity of the … Continue reading

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beast sex

Phwwwoooooaaaaaarr! TWOPers know the dugong intimacy in Timmy Winton’s books can get a bit skittish – but dinosaur erotica? “Azog is an underappreciated cavewoman in her tribe. “The cavemen treat her like a piece a (sic) meat. “They disrespect her … Continue reading

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abuse victims

That whale-gritting balcony-dweller Bento popped his head over the 2.8m parapet wall again after seeing this on Teh WAToady. “They want more abuse?”

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Outrage Sunday 204 the commercialisation of spruut

I think this was the first time spruuut reared its head on TWOP. A timely reminder after Bento shares his retail fetish. Sprutt a product? Why not, when Nirvana is lift music and there’s a small bar called Judgement at … Continue reading

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