moon story shot

Thirty-one years ago on Monday, we landed on the moon…NOT! I won’t be able to prepare Outrage Sunday tomorrow, as I’ll be at a Backyard Cinema event in Kewdale, via Perth Truth Seekers.
“Backyard Cinema returns with an alternative look at mankinds greatest ever achievement … the (alleged) Apollo moon landings.
“With the 45th anniversary of the Apollo missions closing in, we’re soon to be deluged with mainstream stories about this (supposed) remarkable accomplishment.
“But, as most truth seekers will know, much of what we’ve been fed by the Empire and its controlled media over the past 200 years has revealed itself to be blatantly false propaganda when put under scrutiny.”
Two fillums will be screened: Bart Sibrel’s A funny thing happened on the way to the moon, and Kubrick’s Odyssey: Secrets Hidden in the Films of Stanley Kubrick; Part One: Kubrick and Apollo, by Jay Weidner.
“For those who’ve never dared question the Apollo moon landings or fearful of cognitive dissonance taking hold, perhaps watch Apollo Zero for a taste of what’s in store.”
I’ll also throw these queries into the ring for you patsies: WHY did ‘Buzz’ Aldrin have an Actors’ Equity card? WHY did Neil Armstrong change his call sign after the ‘landing’ from “Eagle” to “Tranquility Base”? Why did NASA deny nanothermites were in the rocks supposedly brought back from the moon?
You know, I always knew Robert Caulfield was too good to be true. When the monkey faeces hits the low-grav toilet, the authorities can say, “See? We told you it was a fake, but you took it as entertainment!” capricornone

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11 Responses to moon story shot

  1. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Best not to mention Pluto or the New Horizons stuff either. Just stick to 9/11, Harold Holt and shit, I’m sure you will be fine.


  2. you'll get wet says:

    Reminds me of WA author Stow’s UFO book. See Tim, there’s plenty of real material to write about if you go and do stuff, you don’t have to write about surfies –


  3. Eddie says:

    This has to be a false flag operation.

    FFS, who seeks for the truth in Kewdale? Everyone knows the answers are to be found in Dalkeith.

    And only Dalkeith.


  4. juantrak says:

    I’ll bring all my mates from the Flat Earth Society. We love this kind of stuff. Spaceships, travelling to the Moon? Phooey!! It’s all comic-book scenarios, smoke and mirrors.
    I can remember my old man telling us about getting a slap around the ear for getting caught reading “Flash Gordon”. “You’ll ruin your mind, reading that garbage!!”, said his old man.
    He was right! – look at the number of ruined minds today, who now think Man walked on the Moon!!


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