It’s Penny Miller catalogue time again! Once again I have selflessly thought of what will make my Worsting comrades happy! I know Bento will love these dolphin stickers for his executive bathroom at his work! He will be one of the Illuminati!
I know TLA adore this for his dunny! He can gaze at the skittish creatures as he strains at his Wintoning! I see a rare white Denmark dugong in there! Splashdown!
Speaking of splashdowns, I know Reign of Error will feel like an aquatic prince once one of these is in the ute! Easy to install!
And Juan Trak will be right on time after this goes in the pool room! PM has customised it for our great state! 2pm is Brian Burke scolding Norm Marlborough! 11pm is “Watcha lookin at cunt?”! 3am is the sound of a Holden going into a Darch home! Your wellcome!
I love the cushioned toilet seat. Brings a whole new meaning to the book Moby Dick.
You won’t want to leave!
Hygienic, washable! Perfect for those awkward sperm whale moments!
I could imagine Robert Shaw taking a dump on this. “Hooper! We’re gonna need a bigger butt plug.”
I’ll take the glow-in-the-dark dolphins please. I see export potential to Fukushima.
Aaahhh!! A talking timepiece that I can finally understand! It was SO hard trying to figure out what the little hand and the big hand were on!
Does it have “FUCK YOU, ARSEHOLE!! – that’s MY parking spot!!” for the 9:00AM chime? And does it have a blaring horn and a “FUCK YOU, YOU USELESS, DOPEY CUNT! – Where did you get your licence from? A Weeties packet?? You couldn’t drive a greasy stick up a dog’s arse to save your life!!”, for the 5:00PM peak-hour traffic chime?
I’ll take a dozen if you can get them, they will fly out the door!!