Phwwwoooooaaaaaarr! TWOPers know the dugong intimacy in Timmy Winton’s books can get a bit skittish – but dinosaur erotica?
“Azog is an underappreciated cavewoman in her tribe.
“The cavemen treat her like a piece a (sic) meat.
“They disrespect her at every turn and never listen to anything she says
“Azog cannot change this unless she proves herself as a hunter.
“When she goes out in search of fresh meat, she discovers a clutch of baby velociraptors and decides to kill them and triumphantly bring them back to her tribe.
“That is, until their father shows up and blocks Azog’s way out of the cave.
“Azog must use all of her womanly wiles to get out of the cave, which includes doing things she had never dreamed of.”
The books are written by Texan university students. The above blurb is for In The Velociraptor’s Nest: other titles include Ravished by the Triceratops, and Taken by the Pterodactyl. My book broker said she was unfamiliar with the genre.
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I’ve fallen and there’s a tentacle in my butt. Again.
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T-Rextasy!!
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Winton and a dugong? Hope he kissed it goodnight.
Anyway beachboy can’t even get his beastie fantasies right. The real jokes on the coast, apocryphal, don’t include Dugong. As suspected, what goes into beachboy’s books comes from other books.
Having cleared that up, the Raptor looks like it could be a good back scratcher in the shower.
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Haven’t we had problems with your book broker in the past too?
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Wasn’t that my wine broker?
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You may be right. I think I gave you some good advice to get your hand off it. That advice still stands.
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