Weekend Worstoff 8

I will be on RTRfm Wednesday morning at about 8:30 with Xavier for a little pre debate stoush, with peter Barr officiating. A reminder that the Great Comedy debate for World Environment Day will be held at the Charles Hotel on Thursday night, Tickets $20.

Thanks also to Ljuke for pointing out how the St John of God Foundation logo has a striking resemblance to Audrey the man eating plant from Little Shop of Horrors.

Meanwhile, deep below Media and Arts Alliance HQ, Journalist Union Supremo David Fucking Outrage Cohen receives a scoop of a lifetime from Alannah mcTiernan on the proposed Fremantle Island mega development. (Via Pussycat)

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10 Responses to Weekend Worstoff 8

  1. Cookster says:

    Sheesh, Mr Cohen will probably go for the island idea because it’ll put him a few hundred metres closer to his beloved Rotto.

    When did Allanah get her fringe fixed?

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  2. Ljuke says:

    Can I just say that I think David “Fucking Outrage” Cohen is just about the coolest, most bad-arse name in the world. Second only to Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster. And if that comic is anything to go by, he also was some wicked facial hair.

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  3. David Cohen says:

    You’re too kind Ljuke. It’s good, but not as good as Grope Captain Rocky Pinting.

    Is that a newspaper I’m reading in panel 4, or a flow chart explaining Troy Buswell, Carps, Jaye Radisich, Fran Logan, Brian Burke and Julian Grill??

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  4. CK says:

    Hey David, judging from the above panels you can speak without moving your lips. In fact your face seems entirely incapable of expression.

    Have you had a face transplant?

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  5. margeryx says:

    Alannah has not and will not get her fringe fixed. Her mind is on Higher Things. As long as the fringe is short and not getting in the way of her Long Term Vision, she is not bovered.
    Doea she look bovered? Not after a couple of cardonnays she doesn’t.

    David “Fucking Outrage” Cohen is a very cool name. Eventually we will shorten it to ‘King Outrage.

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  6. Rolly says:

    Or maybe he’ll get onto the Chinese bandwagon and we can call him Fu King Ow Trage.

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  7. skink says:

    I have often wondered what that St. John of God logo was supposed to be. I spent many hours staring at it whilst the missus was in labour.

    In the end I decided it was a fanny full of maltesers

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  8. David Cohen says:

    CK I minored in ventriloquism (and octopus smoking) when I was at Murdoch. they had some excellent courses.

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  9. In this piece of hagiography
    Lannie is presented as a colossus that bestrides the Western Australian political scene. An election must be coming on.It is amazing what a couple of bottles of cheap red will get you with Adill. For details about the planning of Perth’s rail system see and this

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  10. #7. Yes, the cross does seem to be ramming those things in doesn’t it?

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