Weekend Worstoff 67

I am sorry to be so slow with this one. I was alerted as soon as the giant dog man with the big doodle appeared in Subi, but couldn’t get out there. It has been covered in other press organs. Still worth a look if you haven’t seen it. Thanks Poor Lisa. Other works can be seen here.

week67dogJeff K sends in a sign advertising “birthday party’s” at the Hartfield Park Recreation Centre in Forrestfield. Jeff K says…Keep up the top work, and hopefully no one send in a picture of my “Bass Tard” licence plate…

I hope we DO get your tard plate Jeff. I think this guy may be a bass tard.

week67birthMeccano tells us he saw a child on a potty on the table of a cafe. I like the stolen photo look Meccano. Thanks Meccano, you are the go to man for child toileting events.

week67pottyAnd Edward De Bozo sent in this sculpture from the Balga Swimming Centre. I hate to say that I don’t find it so bad. Maybe on a day when we didn’t have a giant dog man doodle.

week67redscuThanks everyone. Worst well this weekend, and don’t fail at sex.

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21 Responses to Weekend Worstoff 67

  1. David Cohen says:

    Birthday bash with a
    Massive toilet for swimming:
    Doggone poo-chy life.

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  2. skink says:

    it has to be asked:

    how many dogs are circumsized?

    how long did the artist consider that detail, I wonder?

    and is that latte kosher?

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    • hovean says:

      It’s certainly a precision circumcise – looks like it was done on a lathe.

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    • Leo says:

      yeah and how many dogs can really hold a cup without an opposable thumb. as if!

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    • Bill O'Slatter says:

      At first you think there’s a fair amount of intelligence in this dog/man but then looking at the other work of Marc and Gillie Shattner you can only exclaim ” Bloody hell , Nora !”
      I look forward to the catburger series.

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  3. skink says:

    it reminds me of an old joke:

    two men are sat in a pub watching a dog in the corner that is licking its own balls.

    “I wish I could do that.” says one

    the other replies: “Give him a biscuit and he might let you.”

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  4. Téa B says:

    lol that aint a potty, its just a baby seat.

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    • Leo says:

      I thought you’d know that one Tea and thank you for clarifying it for us. I was startled! They wouldn’t do that in Balga anyway. I mean it’s not Bunbury.

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  5. Georgie says:

    LOL, that’s a Bumbo baby seat, not a potty. Of course, having the child on the table in it is still pretty much a worst, especially so close to the edge – my baby could arch out of it at abut 6 months old, by the time the parents put down the coffee their child would be splattered on the floor.

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  6. poor lisa says:

    The balga sculpture is not worst.

    Yep that seat looks like a potty to me. Also isn’t part of the point of taking kids to cafes to teach them some basic social graces? well I think it is anyway. So why allow, in fact ENCOURAGE, the kid to sit on the table by putting his chair on it? apart from the safety concerns raised by georgie.

    Skink I think you’ll find that’s a long black. About 16″ long apparently.

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  7. 13th Oyster says:

    1 dog, 1 cup

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  8. I liked this sculpture, but when I saw that the rest of the works were dog portraits, it lessened my appreciation.

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  9. Big Ramifications says:

    Saw a Hummer on the Freeway the other day with plates:

    EYE B BAK

    Win!

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  10. Scarlet says:

    Yeah it’s a Bumbo seat. The older models actually come with a warning not to put it in baths or on tables.

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