David Bowie Fails At Sex

Posted on August 7, 2009 by AHC McDonald

That’s all. He fails at sex. The secret is out. I suppose at his age, it’s natural to shoot a few duds now and then. I suppose rooting Mick Jagger would have to go into the failures pile?

Thanks Brad. Train Station overpass.

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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10 Responses to David Bowie Fails At Sex

  1. Tony T says:
    August 7, 2009 at 7:16 am

    Davis is innocent!

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  2. skink says:
    August 7, 2009 at 7:28 am

    Davis Bowie?

    is he the guy who sang that duet ‘Under Pessary’ with Fanny Mercury?

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  3. shazza says:
    August 7, 2009 at 7:42 am

    Mmm I think we have the original fan graff – David Bowie. And then the hater – FAILS AT SEX.

    I’m no hand writing expert but this is a declaration of admiration turned into an exclamation of denigration.

    Clearly the latter is too young to know who David Bowie is. Any man who includes a Mars Bar in his sexual repetoire gets the thumbs up from me.

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  4. jallenha says:
    August 7, 2009 at 10:16 am

    “Rooting Mick Jagger”.
    TLA you are the love poet of our generation.
    beautiful, just beautiful……

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  5. Snuff says:
    August 7, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    He’s no Coltrane, but he can play.

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  6. WAtching says:
    December 8, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    This is just a test.
    But i thought i would do it here because i love this post.
    I hope that one day, David Bowie himself will come here and defend his prowess. And i hope this is #1 at google for Davis Bowie.
    and David Koch is a cunt.

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