David Bowie Fails At Sex

That’s all. He fails at sex. The secret is out. I suppose at his age, it’s natural to shoot a few duds now and then. I suppose rooting Mick Jagger would have to go into the failures pile?

Thanks Brad. Train Station overpass.


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10 Responses to David Bowie Fails At Sex

  1. Tony T says:

    Davis is innocent!


  2. skink says:

    Davis Bowie?

    is he the guy who sang that duet ‘Under Pessary’ with Fanny Mercury?


  3. shazza says:

    Mmm I think we have the original fan graff – David Bowie. And then the hater – FAILS AT SEX.

    I’m no hand writing expert but this is a declaration of admiration turned into an exclamation of denigration.

    Clearly the latter is too young to know who David Bowie is. Any man who includes a Mars Bar in his sexual repetoire gets the thumbs up from me.


  4. jallenha says:

    “Rooting Mick Jagger”.
    TLA you are the love poet of our generation.
    beautiful, just beautiful……


  5. Snuff says:

    He’s no Coltrane, but he can play.


  6. WAtching says:

    This is just a test.
    But i thought i would do it here because i love this post.
    I hope that one day, David Bowie himself will come here and defend his prowess. And i hope this is #1 at google for Davis Bowie.
    and David Koch is a cunt.


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