Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Pointy feet

Posted on December 22, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Masterpiece by Scott S. This either IS or is near to the Vietnamese boat memorial William Street Northbridge. The sharpened legs are a turn on, or turn off?

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Shark Victim

Posted on December 21, 2016 by AHC McDonald

I was IN THE WATER when the shark alarm went off at Cottesloe yesterday. You never think it’s going to happen to you, but when it does, COOL!  I’ve always wanted to do it.  Meanwhile, another victim. Mark The Slightly … Continue reading →

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Disturbing 

Posted on December 20, 2016 by AHC McDonald

It’s no Duewburner, but a really stressful commitment to hugging. Every day!!!! Can it be sustained? In Guildford???? I can’t take this pressure. 

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Most Sittable City

Posted on December 19, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Looks like Bayswater’s vibrancy control officer is already on the job. Post vibrant parklet. 

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More Mer-Boozie

Posted on December 16, 2016 by AHC McDonald

What’s the deal with mermaid racks in Perth? They are becoming the new C&B. Fringe Festival (played) will be here soon, and the elderly who are the only remaining demographic now will be literally choking on Mer – nips. This … Continue reading →

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Tall Timber

Posted on December 15, 2016 by AHC McDonald

There may be New York style and Perth style C&B, but Newport Melbourne style could expect a warm welcome wherever they hang their hat. By J J.

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Lucky 

Posted on December 14, 2016 by AHC McDonald

If your lucky cat is missing an arm, it’s shitting on its own definition. And why leave it on the counter? An iconic location in twop history. Morley. 

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Knave

Posted on December 13, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Uncovered some 70s UK mags in the course of another investigation. Charming in the blemishes, tea towel wearing and full bushness. And how many pornos today would include an interview with Roy Kinnear? None. That’s how many. 

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Dear Rick

Posted on December 12, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Don’t be a dick Rick. Your reiki reeks. Fix the shit out of it. By Hutch. Balcatta. 

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Emergency in the Western Suburbs

Posted on December 9, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Pete F was at a girls’ school in the Western Suburbs when vital emergency supplies arrived for the staff room. It was mush, mush, mush, all the way. Like Ice Road Truckers but with wine. 

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