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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Weekend Worstoff 211

Only place this couldn’t be is a university. They have strict indoor and outdoor smoking bans. Pete F would send them all to the “QuitAmbassador.” And RubyRuby sees that the Quit Ambassador would have complete diplomatic immunity after running down … Continue reading

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Katanning 1

A whole series of stunning shots of Katanning by NF#1 – enough for several posts. Not often I envy the shots of contibutors, because, well I am a lot better photographer than most people and twop contributors are generally worse than … Continue reading

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Mine is exit only

RubyRuby sees girls queuing to kiss monochrome photos of heads on sticks of the band Rear Exit. As Pete F. would say, “Shit be sooooo Prosh.

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Lost

The first one is actually from Melbourne and Raph R., but the mysterious and enigmatic Phoenix may well have found his way to South Fremantle where his finding by Pete F – his rising from the ashes as it were, … Continue reading

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Originally posted on The Asia Beat:
The iconic Three Sisters rock formation in the Blue Mountains is to be renamed “Two Parents One Child Mountain” to appeal to the Chinese tourism market. New South Wales Tourism minister George Souris explained, “If…

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Border Collie

Collie, “done” by BiscuitBoys, no doubt on some kind of hubcap coal mining sister marrying roadshow. The bike is done in tomato sauce. I thought the swimming doodle had been done before by someone , but I can’t find it. … Continue reading

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Where wolf?

You read The Worst of Perth, you’ve spent 3 hours at kerning college…and yet, something still doesn’t sit right. Then you do the other sign. Perhaps part of you is saying, “It’s only a Blockbuster maimed by a tornado…” But … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstof 210

And yet you can marry your sister. Only in Collie eh? By BB Skylab, still in original wrapper by Vegan. Esperance. Krazy Kym saw some nice items for sale at the Balcatta tip. Outrage is revelling in his new second … Continue reading

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Bite!

She says, she says damn that horror Scourfield Sex horror sex Murray sex Coconut sex horror sex Cocos Sex Cotton horror Cocos sex Majestic Cool machine Horror West Midland. bite! Cool machine. bite! Sex Cocos. bite! AAAAAArgh! Bite! NF#1 sees massive Cocos … Continue reading

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Two Letters to the editor

Maybe it is Nurry time again? It’s never Scourfield time. Sirs, With the high dollar making overseas travel more affordable, the unfortunate consequence is that local tourism suffers. Can I suggest that Stephen Scourfield be sponsored by WA tourism to stifle international … Continue reading

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